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    Why did Canadians invent Insulin?

    They felt guilty aboot the maple syrup.

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    Trailer Park boys has to fit in here somewhere.

    And the "Canadian Ballet" is a site to see. I first saw it on my 19th B-day (19 legal drinking age in Canada). It was only an hour to the border...
    I was drunk at the Ballet within a few hours of turning 19.
    "Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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    yeah and Canadians get to drink real beer
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    Only when the Germans are buying.
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    keep em coming Razor ( should be Razor wit) you can probably hit 7000 posts before you pass out unless your drinking Canadian (or German) beer
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    Quote Originally Posted by fund razor View Post
    Only when the Germans are buying.
    Didn't they bomb Pearl harbor?
    Parabellum FJ²B
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    After the last time I boated in Canadian waters it took a week to get the stains off.
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    I woke up singing this. I think it is my new favorite song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw
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    BTW, my grandfather was a French Canadian Indian, guess that would make my family a three time loser
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBB725 View Post
    BTW, my grandfather was a French Canadian Indian, guess that would make my family a three time loser
    There is a casino joke in there somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fund razor View Post
    I woke up singing this. I think it is my new favorite song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw
    Dont you mean "favourite"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    Dont you mean "favourite"?
    Oh phuck. Coffee spray.
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    Actually we should be thanking Canada. They got the French because they had to pick first.
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    You know, they have been changing their own constitution without asking the british government for permission for as long as I have been driving.

    Since 1982.
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    Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
    Even if in winter things tend to freeze
    We've got the world monopoly on trees
    And our country's bordered by three different seas

    Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
    We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
    We made insulin to combat disease
    Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

    CHORUS
    Brits have got the monarchy
    The US has the money
    But I know that you wanna be Canadian

    The French have got the wine and cheese
    Koalas chill with the Aussies
    But I know that you wanna be Canadian

    Et si ce n'était pas assez
    On a deux langues officielles:
    L'anglais et le français
    Ooh la la

    Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
    Where else do you find mounted police
    Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
    Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

    And when freshwater is in high demand
    We've got the world's largest supply on hand
    So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
    But it's even better if you can be...

    CHORUS

    So you're thinking to yourself,
    "How do I live in this beautiful country?"
    Well we've got some steps for you to follow...

    STEP 1: Lose the gun
    STEP 2: Buy a canoe
    STEP 3: Live multiculturally
    STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!

    We got beavers, caribou and moose
    We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
    And we're sorry about Celine Dion
    But she did do that good song for James Cameron...

    CHORUS
    Brits have got the monarchy
    The US has the money
    But I know that you wanna be Canadian

    The French have got the wine and cheese
    Koalas chill with the Aussies
    But I know that you wanna be Canadian

    The Greek chilled out with Socrates
    Can't build a wall like the Chinese
    But I know that you wanna be Canadian

    In Kenya they have safaris
    We've missed lots of other countries
    But I know that you wanna be Canadian
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    If Hockey is a Canadian sport, and Lord Stanley was a Canadian, why is the Stanley Cup always on US soil?
    hey...take it easy eh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fund razor View Post
    I woke up singing this. I think it is my new favorite song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWQf13B8epw

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    Quote Originally Posted by ar15meister View Post
    hey...take it easy eh.
    All in good fun, being part indian, feather not dot, they going to start another thread for me, " How to raise Indians for fun and profit"
    Run until it sounds expensive
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