I have this friend, lets call him 'Tim'. Anyways when I first met him, he was a lot of fun to hang out with. We went boating together, worked on boats, went to pokerruns, races etc.... He was a pretty cool guy. But lately the last couple of months.. he lost his job and his girlfriend, owes me a few bucks, never buys rounds at the bar, always cockblocking me and has just become pretty much an all around downer. Anyways, since he isn't worth much as a friend anymore, How much do you think I could get for his kidneys?? I'm gonna put his liver up on craigslist, and I know hearts fetch a lot of money so I am going to put the heart on Ebay no reserve. if anybody needs any parts, let me know, and I will try to get piks.
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Should I part out??
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08-02-2010 02:48 PMP-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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08-02-2010 03:35 PMWhat kind of shape is his liver in?
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08-02-2010 03:55 PMYou could get a fortune as a penil implant donner.......the guys sounds like a big dick!!!
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08-02-2010 03:59 PMStart out slow. Make him give blood and then buy you a round.
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08-02-2010 04:55 PMEbay won't do body parts. Might have to do classifieds.
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08-02-2010 09:39 PMi'd like a new large intestine.
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08-02-2010 09:47 PMgo 2 a gastroenterologist! they will enlarge your rear 4 ya!!!
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08-02-2010 10:23 PM Originally Posted by Wrinkleface
go 2 a gastroenterologist! they will enlarge your rear 4 ya!!!
ya dirty old man
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08-02-2010 10:23 PMI'll take a spare ;
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08-06-2010 11:32 AMI will trade an all original 1985 Blazer with 194000 miles, smokes a little for a kidney. Through in a 1960 buick convertible for the pair.
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