Official Black Thunder owner bashing thread

[Ratickle]

I see your girlfriends , with the body paint, are in the Hurricane thread.....

[Coolerman]

I like the way tink!!!....

[Coolerman]

Somebody, somewhere, is tired of putting up with their chit.......

[Ratickle]

Somebody, somewhere, is tired of putting up with their chit.......

Did you go look?????

[Ratickle]

I see your girlfriends , with the body paint, are in the Hurricane thread.....

I like the way tink!!!....

Did you go look?????

Maybe he does really like these hot ladies???

[John P]

:toetap05

[Coolerman]

Hey Eric, I got an idea for your pumpkin carving.... it involves your "I love...." logo! lol....... if Kim asks, you didn't hear it from me! lmfao

[Coolerman]

We need some better pics in this thread, lol

[John P]

See your looking at them now go get one!

[Ratickle]

See your looking at them now go get one!

She looks a little too young.....

[Coolerman]

She looks a little too young FOR ME.....

[Coolerman]

I got his joke from Ross Shipley on facebook:

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

God went to the Arabs and said, 'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'

And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

'Can you give us an example?'

'Thou shall not kill.'

'Not kill? We're not interested.'

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.' The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are. We're not interested.'

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, 'I have Commandments.' The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.' The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments.'

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

'They're free.'

'We'll take 10.'

There, that should offend just about everybody.

[Ratickle]

[Ratickle]

There, that should offend just about everybody.

[rschap1]

That was good...

free ! ! !

[Coolerman]

Jared, post some pics of the new ride! I know it's a BT forum, but our bashing does not discriminate! We make sure to cover all the bases as noted in the previous joke........

[Coolerman]

I posted this on my facebook wall the other day. Most people got a laugh, but this one chick told me that this is how sexism is propogated. I was very tempted to tell her to go make me a sandwich.

[Coolerman]

Differences between Women and Men

1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth, and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head, and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the women get their bill, out comes the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, half a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS
Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does.

10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

[Ratickle]

You need to start adding this stuff to the daily joke etc. threads...

[endeavor1]

I posted this on my facebook wall the other day. Most people got a laugh, but this one chick told me that this is how sexism is propogated. I was very tempted to tell her to go make me a sandwich.

Sofa King true. You should have told her to make the sandwich anyway.