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    Quote Originally Posted by clayinaustin View Post
    21 - Think about it.

    If it had 2 spokes, there would be 2 spaces.

    If it had 4 spokes, there would be 4 spaces.

    So, 21 spokes, 21 spaces.
    Ok cowboy one for you Clay

    A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed 2 days, then rode out of town on Friday. How did he do that?
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    This from the test taken to become a Turtle.....


    What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?


    Are you a Turtle?????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by mosi View Post
    This from the test taken to become a Turtle.....


    What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?


    Are you a Turtle?????????
    Shake?

    Or number 1
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    One day, a person went to horse racing area, Instead of counting the number of human and horses, he instead counted 74 heads and 196 legs. Yet he knew the number of humans and horses there. How did he do it, and how many humans and horses are there?
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBB725 View Post
    Ok cowboy one for you Clay

    A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed 2 days, then rode out of town on Friday. How did he do that?
    On a horse named Friday!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBB725 View Post
    Ok cowboy one for you Clay

    A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed 2 days, then rode out of town on Friday. How did he do that?
    The name of his horse is "Friday".

    Next!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBB725 View Post
    One day, a person went to horse racing area, Instead of counting the number of human and horses, he instead counted 74 heads and 196 legs. Yet he knew the number of humans and horses there. How did he do it, and how many humans and horses are there?
    X = number of humans

    Y = number of horses

    X + Y = 74

    2X + 4Y = 196

    Two equations with two unknowns, so substitute one unknown

    X = 74 - Y

    2(74 - Y) + 4Y = 196
    128 - 2Y + 4Y = 196
    2Y = 48, or Y = 24 horses

    X = 74 - Y, or X = 74 - 24, or X = 50 humans

    Check your answers by going back to the original equations:

    X + Y = 74, or 24 + 50 = 74 check

    2X + 4Y = 196, 2*50 + 4*24 = 100 + 96 = 196 check
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    Quote Originally Posted by clayinaustin View Post
    X = number of humans

    Y = number of horses

    X + Y = 74

    2X + 4Y = 196

    Two equations with two unknowns, so substitute one unknown

    X = 74 - Y

    2(74 - Y) + 4Y = 196
    128 - 2Y + 4Y = 196
    2Y = 48, or Y = 24 horses

    X = 74 - Y, or X = 74 - 24, or X = 50 humans

    Check your answers by going back to the original equations:

    X + Y = 74, or 24 + 50 = 74 check

    2X + 4Y = 196, 2*50 + 4*24 = 100 + 96 = 196 check
    Dam engineers
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBB725 View Post
    Dam engineers
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    A man is sealed in a solid concrete room .... (floor,ceiling and all walls are 1 foot thick concrete)...NO windows, doors, cracks, openings of any kind. In the room with him is ONLY a table and a saw. Nothing else. He is still able to get out....... HOW?????
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    That's right.....takes the saw and cuts the table in half. 2 halves make a hole......he crawls out the hole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mosi View Post
    This from the test taken to become a Turtle.....


    What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?


    Are you a Turtle?????????
    You bet your sweet a$$ I'm a Turtle. But it's been 20 years. . . dammit!
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    A couple before I leave


    You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBB725 View Post
    A couple before I leave


    You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
    Corn on the cob.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBB725 View Post
    I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
    Shoes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBB725 View Post
    What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
    a river?
    If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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