WTF is someone going to file suit over next??

[Wrinkleface]

i think thats the problem, you were the one who taught him!

Can I sue myself & collect???????

[fund razor]

Can I sue myself & collect???????

You have a two-stroke blender.
You may be included in the class.

[Wrinkleface]

You have a two-stroke blender.
You may be included in the class.

no Dude, it's a 4 stroke
Honda!!!! That's how I made more noise than it did!!!!

[fund razor]

Well heck then. That's twice the strokes. No wonder the margs are good.

[Wrinkleface]

Well heck then. That's twice the strokes. No wonder the margs are good.

Right on Brotha!!!!

[Dude! Sweet!]

Damn, now THIS is a wild coicidence. I was just over a Pfaff's yesterday dynoing my lawn mower and was sorely disappointed that it was only making 1.3hp instead of the advertised 1.5hp. I ended up spending $22k to get a new carb, bump the compression, get a custom ground cam from RMBuilder, CMI exhast, new crank and piston. Maybe I can recover. Anyhow, I'm going to have to run it on 110 octane now. Looking to get something over 3.7hp out of it. I'll show my cocky-ass neigbor and his fancy Cub Cadet!

[Wrinkleface]

Damn, now THIS is a wild coicidence. I was just over a Pfaff's yesterday dynoing my lawn mower and was sorely disappointed that it was only making 1.3hp instead of the advertised 1.5hp. I ended up spending $22k to get a new carb, bump the compression, get a custom ground cam from RMBuilder, CMI exhast, new crank and piston. Maybe I can recover. Anyhow, I'm going to have to run it on 110 octane now. Looking to get something over 3.7hp out of it. I'll show my cocky-ass neigbor and his fancy Cub Cadet!

don't 4get the Weld rims!!!!

[fund razor]

Damn, now THIS is a wild coicidence. I was just over a Pfaff's yesterday dynoing my lawn mower and was sorely disappointed that it was only making 1.3hp instead of the advertised 1.5hp. I ended up spending $22k to get a new carb, bump the compression, get a custom ground cam from RMBuilder, CMI exhast, new crank and piston. Maybe I can recover. Anyhow, I'm going to have to run it on 110 octane now. Looking to get something over 3.7hp out of it. I'll show my cocky-ass neigbor and his fancy Cub Cadet!

An aluminum head would be nice. Maybe a teenie weenie blower.

[Dude! Sweet!]

An aluminum head would be nice. Maybe a teenie weenie blower.

And that's just for me personally, then we can get back to working on the lawn mower!

[Wrinkleface]

An aluminum head would be nice. Maybe a teenie weenie blower.

he said teenie weenie!!! hehehehe!!!

[Wobble]

Just saw an add on TV looking for people to join a class action lawsuit over....................................



Lawnmowers with inflated horsepower ratings.... As long as you pull the damned cord and it goes vrooom and cuts the grass, who gives a phuck if it 2hp or 2 1/2 hp???????????

Just received a notice today inviting me to join a class action suit against at&t for providing dsl serice that was slower than their advertised rates.

I could get between $2 and $2.90 a month for each month that their service was slow. If they include adsl I should be in for about fifteen years worth.