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    A Painted Toilet.
    Parabellum FJ²B
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    ARBITRATOR


    A cook that leaves Arby's to work at Burger King.
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    POLYGON:


    A dead parrot.
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    RELIEF :


    What trees do in the spring.
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    Renig

    Shift change at the car wash
    Warning: There will be no warning shots.
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    Foreploy


    Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
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    Hoedown

    What I yell when my wife trips and falls.
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    hungover

    how i feel today
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    (That one is for you Tom)
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    Got these in an email

    1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

    2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

    4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

    6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

    8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.

    9. Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

    10. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

    11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

    12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

    14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

    15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

    16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an *******.
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    Procrastitution
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBB725 View Post
    8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease.
    I've have that for years!
    If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BBB725 View Post
    14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
    Hee hee!
    If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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    Procrastitution

    Procrastitution- Deciding maybe you'll get a hooker tomorrow.
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    a Myopic view of the current Presidency
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    Bobology-Sunday services at the raft up with a Rum and Coke! Wrinkleface talking be drowned out by AC/DC cranked to Chinese 9!
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    WrinkleDiggler

    The way it starts off & the way it ends "UP"!!!!
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    Gnarlicle..

    Something radical and gnarly at the same time...
    P-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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    Quote Originally Posted by phragle View Post
    Gnarlicle..

    Something radical and gnarly at the same time...
    is his name Paul?????????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrinkleface View Post
    is his name Paul?????????????

    It is when he comes clean about the Doug Wright he bought and rerigged to destroy the race course this season....
    P-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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