First moderately epic weekend since moving to Austin

[DollaBill]

speak of the devil and he appears...
first off baddogz, I bagged 5 in 4 days in Cancun, get it straight, because the 5th one was a total hottie from NYC! But you my friend are on a unstoppable f'n terror, keep it going!
Here are some of the chicks from Cancun, and I'll post the pics of the twins too. The twins were f'n GAMERS. I kept putting pesos down one of thier bikini bottoms and when we went up to the beach bar for shots she halted me from tipping and said "I got this" jumped up onto the bar, pulled her bikini to the side, and rained down about 7 or 8 pesos onto the bar. Stay classy Cancun.

Welcome fellow warrior Your tales are grand. Come, enjoy a drink with me and share stories from the battlefields.............

[Ryan]

The pics are on a waterproof disposable camera that I brought. I'll have them this week hold your wad.
Day 3 conversation with super cute blond:
me: "do you even know my name?"
blond: "no, and you don't know mine either"
me: "yeah you're right. wow, you totally used me"
blond: "we used each other honey, c-ya"
These were the same girls that my buddy shaved, then swiped his amex black card down her ***** and said "this is as close as you'll ever come to using this card"

[DollaBill]

I love spring break. Whos going to Cancun?

[baddogz28]

I was thinking of stopping off in Padre...

[jeff1000man]

I was thinking of stopping off in Padre...

Padre was good when we were in college. 4 of my buddies and three ckicks all piled into my truck and drove down there for spring break one time. Some of them rode in the bed of the truck the whole way.

one guy and one chick passed out back there and he had his hand down her pants. When he woke up he was burned on the whole top half of his body except where his hand was. Classic.

We left from Houston and were fu(ked up wrunk in less than 30 minutes. Had to stop every 45 minutes for a pee break.

Great trip. Hadn't thought about it in years until you said Padre.

[baddogz28]

Hahaha that's solid.

I'll probably go next month.

[Ryan]

behold... the twins... and more...

[Ryan]

[baddogz28]

To bang one of those girls is an achievement... Look like solid 9.6's to me.

To bang both at the same time elevates you to a pimp status that's unheard of for anyone that's not a rock star or multimillionaire.


Next step: Gene Simmons status.

I'm in love with the girl with the orange top. Print it.

[jeff1000man]

I was in Padre yesterday for a few minutes. It was sunny and 78 on the beach.

[Five Cent Worth]

You guys are bringing me back to my sprig break days. Went to Cancun my soph year ('02 I believe).

Wow, what a week - you had to look for ugly chicks. The clubs would get so hot that you were just dancing in shorts and flops. All you could drink for like $35 USD!

No black AMEX card for me now or then.... Sounds like fun.

[Five Cent Worth]

I see everyone is still getting the braids in the hair too!

[DollaBill]

had to check in on the manwhore thread . Hats are off. The Holy Grail.

[fund razor]

Rodney Dangerfield in "Back to School 2: Spring Break."

[MarylandMark]

Rock on! Get that man in to the After Hours!

[Wobble]

You guys are bringing me back to my sprig break days. Sounds like fun.

That sounds extremely painful to me, but to each his own

[Magic Medicine]

Very nice Chris! Might have to talk Mild thunder Joe into making a road trip

[clayinaustin]

Tomorrow (Friday) night is Sherry's birthday.

Clay and the Claymates will be celebrating at the Yellow Rose.

Come party with us! Mention "Clay" at the door after 9:00.

[baddogz28]

Tomorrow (Friday) night is Sherry's birthday.

Clay and the Claymates will be celebrating at the Yellow Rose.

Come party with us! Mention "Clay" at the door after 9:00.

Hahaha thanks for the invite man we have to be up early sat for work but if we do go out we'll stop by and say HI!!!

Speaking of the Rose... My buddy Dan's supposed girlfriend Kim works there (19, 5'2", brown hair, very cute.)


I've been tapering down the whoring the last few days... Been spending a little more time with Tonette (page 1/pink dress) because she has a real nice personality to go with the looks, isn't looking for anything too serious, lets me rock her baby Benz convertible around town, and is just an all-around nice chick. The Benz is a 6-speed which is another big turn-on for me.

Oh, and she lets me absolutely TEE OFF on it- chick broke the grab handle in my shower sunday night. LMAO.