First moderately epic weekend since moving to Austin

[MarylandMark]

If this weren't a private forum, I wouldn't post this stuff.

Speaking of private forums- when we going to see them in the dock hooker thread???

[fund razor]

That took some dedication.

Nothing took as much dedication as deleting 5,000 posts from the other place.

[baddogz28]

Speaking of private forums- when we going to see them in the dock hooker thread???

Good question. I'll get on that for you fellas.

[MarylandMark]

I remember when you (MM) first got involved in the forums and went back and read damn near every thread that existed just to learn all the inside jokes.

I'd hate to come off as ill informed, what would happen to my creditability?

Nothing took as much dedication as deleting 5,000 posts from the other place.

I like action- don't like some thing, don't complain about it, do some thing about it. Don't like a hamburger, don't eat there. Don't like a gas station, don't fuel up there (but be mindful who is at fault and who you are really hurting LOL!! ) I didn't say any thing until I was almost done and that was really just because saw their post counts going down (sorry ho's!). Make it happen, right?! They were selling my posts to advertisers- not no mo' I say!

[baddogz28]

Got Caitie from the first page of this thread yesterday... Tell me, Bill: Does hooking up with 20 year olds EVER get old?

That ended one of the greatest non-vacation, wintertime hookup hot streaks of my life.

2 weeks, 7 different girls, 6 of them new, one of them a genuine lesbo, one hot tub smash out, and one doubleteam.


I'm gonna go home and get some sleep tonight.

[clayinaustin]

The best I ever did was three different girls in one day. Five different girls in one week.

[DollaBill]

Got Caitie from the first page of this thread yesterday... Tell me, Bill: Does hooking up with 20 year olds EVER get old?

That ended one of the greatest non-vacation, wintertime hookup hot streaks of my life.

2 weeks, 7 different girls, 6 of them new, one of them a genuine lesbo, one hot tub smash out, and one doubleteam.


I'm gonna go home and get some sleep tonight.

Excellent work. No, 20 year olds never get bad. Although I do like to sprinkle in a milf or 2 for variety. It's almost effortless with them. I'm with you on the numbers. 5 in a 3 day holiday weekend is my best ---- to date . and 2 of them were a tag team.

I'm headed to Puerto Rico Friday. Let me set the stage....

Me and my younger brother (who is a whore monger in his own rite) partying in San Juan Friday night with 4 or 5 cuban hotties at some club. My bro had already knocked down one so the rest should be like fishing with dynamite. Sat we'll head south to Ponce. We are staying on Geraldo Riveras yacht. So, you know how easy thats going to be. Sunday we are taking the Hinckley to a place that my brother says is like Party Cove -- except with hundreds of hot spanish chicks who barely speak english. We will be accompanied by a serious gangster friend who is dating 2 20 somehting chicks down there so that should be a complete sh!t show that day. Lots of pics to follow

[DollaBill]

I see a pattern developing in the 5 in one week segment

[Tommy Gun]

[QUOTE=MarylandMark;447809]I'd hate to come off as ill informed, what would happen to my creditability?QUOTE]

What Creditability? DUDE! (credibility)

[baddogz28]

The best I ever did was three different girls in one day. Five different girls in one week.

That's strong. I've only done two in a day IIRC. Had another streak of like 8 in 2 weeks last summer... It's a little easier when we're boating. Hahaha.

Apparently, one of our buddies rented a houseboat on Travis for tomorrow and weds... He's a door guy at the Nickel so the talent should be talented.

Excellent work. No, 20 year olds never get bad. Although I do like to sprinkle in a milf or 2 for variety. It's almost effortless with them. I'm with you on the numbers. 5 in a 3 day holiday weekend is my best ---- to date . and 2 of them were a tag team.

I'm headed to Puerto Rico Friday. Let me set the stage....

Me and my younger brother (who is a whore monger in his own rite) partying in San Juan Friday night with 4 or 5 cuban hotties at some club. My bro had already knocked down one so the rest should be like fishing with dynamite. Sat we'll head south to Ponce. We are staying on Geraldo Riveras yacht. So, you know how easy thats going to be. Sunday we are taking the Hinckley to a place that my brother says is like Party Cove -- except with hundreds of hot spanish chicks who barely speak english. We will be accompanied by a serious gangster friend who is dating 2 20 somehting chicks down there so that should be a complete sh!t show that day. Lots of pics to follow

Wow. Just wow.

I don't even know what to reply to that, except to say HIT SOME SKINS FOR CLAY AND I WHEN YOU'RE IN PARADISE!!!!!!!

[baddogz28]

What's awesome about my last two weeks is that my guy Ryan was in Cancun, got 4 girls 4 days...


And I felt outdone when I heard HIS story.

Two of the girls,
same time,
shower,
identical twins.


HOLY $HIT!!!!

[Knot 4 Me]

I got both palms once same night. Just sayin'...

[DollaBill]

there are 2 unicorns that exist in the world of great sex.

1. Mom and daughter
2. Identical twins

Unless I see these with my own eyes I just can't believe it. I guess pics and video would be acceptable but even then........

[phragle]

my last foray into the world of 21 year olds didn't go so well........

[endeavor1]

there are 2 unicorns that exist in the world of great sex.

1. Mom and daughter
2. Identical twins

Unless I see these with my own eyes I just can't believe it. I guess pics and video would be acceptable but even then........

Im working on #2. Ones easy.

Oh yea, You guys are my ****ing Heros.

[DollaBill]

Im working on #2. Ones easy.

Oh yea, You guys are my ****ing Heros.

I mean mom/daughter at the same time. I'm pretty friggin optomistic but that ones nearly impossible

[baddogz28]

I mean mom/daughter at the same time. I'm pretty friggin optomistic but that ones nearly impossible

...and paying doesn't count.

The guy that got the twins is one of my best friends and a serious cocksman in his own right, anything he tells me is as good as gospel.

[baddogz28]

Oh yeah, got the lil one from my avatar friday night. Forgot to mention that. Hahaha I'm starting to get them mixed up.

[Ryan]

speak of the devil and he appears...
first off baddogz, I bagged 5 in 4 days in Cancun, get it straight, because the 5th one was a total hottie from NYC! But you my friend are on a unstoppable f'n terror, keep it going!
Here are some of the chicks from Cancun, and I'll post the pics of the twins too. The twins were f'n GAMERS. I kept putting pesos down one of thier bikini bottoms and when we went up to the beach bar for shots she halted me from tipping and said "I got this" jumped up onto the bar, pulled her bikini to the side, and rained down about 7 or 8 pesos onto the bar. Stay classy Cancun.

[baddogz28]

speak of the devil and he appears...
first off baddogz, I bagged 5 in 4 days in Cancun, get it straight, because the 5th one was a total hottie from NYC! But you my friend are on a unstoppable f'n terror, keep it going!
Here are some of the chicks from Cancun, and I'll post the pics of the twins too. The twins were f'n GAMERS. I kept putting pesos down one of thier bikini bottoms and when we went up to the beach bar for shots she halted me from tipping and said "I got this" jumped up onto the bar, pulled her bikini to the side, and rained down about 7 or 8 pesos onto the bar. Stay classy Cancun.

Hahaha unstoppable f'n terror, I'm gonna have to get my user title changed to that from Contributor.

Pics of the twins REQUIRED. Immediately.