I have two heros. One is Quagmire!
Quagmire moments
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01-06-2010 10:38 PMIf you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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01-06-2010 10:41 PM
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Mark
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
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01-06-2010 10:43 PM
Some people just don't get Family Guy, me and my boys enjoy it. Simsons and South Park do not hold a candle to Family Guy!
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If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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01-06-2010 11:05 PM
Guigitty, Guigitty!!!
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01-07-2010 09:46 AM
Family Guy is funnier than $hit!!!!!!!
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01-07-2010 11:12 AMQuagmire rules. I swear on everything that is meaningful to me I'm going to have a wall in my house that spins when I push a button and turns into a niteclub before I die.
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01-07-2010 02:27 PM
I love the episode where Quagmire crash lands the plane because Peter steals the jet fuel for his new truck. He does the stereotypical pilot's voice addressing the passengers and throws a "giggity" in there. Priceless!
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01-07-2010 04:34 PM
"The Frickin FCC" episode rules. Thats where Sea Dated's pix comes from.....
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
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01-07-2010 07:17 PM
I'm wearing a leopard print banana hammock right now... Awwwl riiight! Giggity!
"Tear gas and draft beer don't mix."
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01-07-2010 08:59 PM"911, it's quagmire, it is in a window this time"
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01-07-2010 09:37 PM
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
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01-07-2010 09:38 PM
and this one we could put dolla bills name in place of quagmires...
Social worker: "Glen honey, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: "I got a question for you. Why are you still here?"
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01-09-2010 07:36 PM
My favorite:
Peter: I've been writing greeting cards.
Quagmire: Got any for if you gave someone an STD ?
Peter: Sorry I accidentally gave you an STD.
Quagmire: So all you got is "accidentally" huh? Shoot !Treat every situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.