Funny Business slogans....

[ThrottleUp Props]

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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At a Proctologist's door:

"To expedite your visit, please back in. "

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

"Invite us to your next blowout."



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At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At the Electric Company

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station:

"Thank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a

CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:



"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

[cigdaze]

By far the best!

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Good stuff.

[Sea-Dated]

Those are great!!!

[rschap1]

Great!

[Perlmudder]

golden!

[JupiterSunsation]

Don't forget on a window treatment company van:

Caution: Blind Guy Driving!

[Airpacker]

At the BBQ tank filling station by my house is a sign that explains how to reconnect your tank and check for leaks.

In bold letters it states that most leaks are due to the o ring seal being damaged at the connector and in big red letters under that it states

"Get to know your O ring".

Funny but I think this was also a very common topic of discussion in Key West by about day three

[Cash Bar]

On a Harley repair trailer.

"We cheat the other guy and pass the savings on to you"

[Magic Medicine]

very nice!

[Dude! Sweet!]

Butcher shop...

You can't beat our meat.

[THEJOKER]

My trucking business:

" Don't say fu__ it , truck it"

[Tom A.]

My septic service truck:

We're #1 in the #2 business.

[Wardey]

My old electric company used to have shirts that said, "Qualified to remove your shorts".

[ThrottleUp Props]

We have thongs that say "Go Fast or Go Home" ! Wrinklefaces kid, George wears them.

Julie

[TurboJoe]

This company doesn't need a slogan, the name says it all.

http://www.bigassfans.com/

I was laughing for a while when I saw their booth at one of the trade shows.

[cuda]

I had a guy that worked for me doing tile. He came up with a slogan for me:

We take pride in what we hide.

[BBB725]

Smith funeral palor answering the phone
Smith funeral palor, You stab em we slab em, head stiff speaking

[99fever27]

My septic service truck:

We're #1 in the #2 business.

Do you rent portable toilets?

[Wrinkleface]

Long X in my profession:

Let a dentist fill your cavity!!!

[Tom A.]

Do you rent portable toilets?

No, that is the company that cleans my septic tank.

I am in heavy highway construction. At work we use Johny On The Spot.