SCREED! The word, use it & abuse it!!!!

[Wrinkleface]

4 example



I screed my girlfriend last night!!

George screed when I didn't feed him!!!

[ChiefApache]

I can't use that word like that!

I work in construction. When I hear screed, all I can think about is screeding concrete and overlays.

[Sea-Dated]

screed  /skrid/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [skreed] Show IPA

–noun
1. a long discourse or essay, esp. a diatribe.
2. an informal letter, account, or other piece of writing.
3. Building Trades. a. a strip of plaster or wood applied to a surface to be plastered to serve as a guide for making a true surface.
b. a wooden strip serving as a guide for making a true level surface on a concrete pavement or the like.
c. a board or metal strip dragged across a freshly poured concrete slab to give it its proper level.

4. British Dialect. a fragment or shred, as of cloth.
5. Scot.
a. a tear or rip, esp. in cloth.
b. a drinking bout.


–verb (used with object), verb (used without object)
6. Scot. to tear, rip, or shred, as cloth.

screed (skrēd)
n.
A long monotonous speech or piece of writing.


A strip of wood, plaster, or metal placed on a wall or pavement as a guide for the even application of plaster or concrete.

A layer or strip of material used to level off a horizontal surface such as a floor.

A smooth final surface of a substance, such as concrete, applied to a floor.

[cigdaze]

Let's not make a screed[1] out of this.

[Tony]

A Blaw Knox builds a good screed.

[Ratickle]

I decided a good screed (1) would take too much time. So, a screed (2) about a Scot who screed (5a) his kilt while attaching a screed (3a) to the wall during a screed (5b) tripping on the screed (3b) left on the newly screed (3c) floor was all I had time for.

What kind of screed's (5b) do you think there will be in Key West? And will there be any catfights where they screed (6) each others clothes????

[Dude! Sweet!]

A Blaw Knox builds a good screed.

I hear that they're popular in Sharpsburg, Aspinwall, Verona and heck even across the river in Homewood...

[MattBMiller]

I screed my girlfriend last night!!

I screed your girlfriend before you last night

[Sunsation96]

I screed your girlfriend before you last night

Well I sceed your sister last night

[MattBMiller]

Well I sceed your sister last night

Looks like you're screed in your avatar pic.

[Tom A.]

I can't use that word like that!

I work in construction. When I hear screed, all I can think about is screeding concrete and overlays.

Ditto!

[Sunsation96]

Looks like you're screed in your avatar pic.

Well played Ricky Bobby Well Played and yes I was stuck

[cuda]

I can't use that word like that!

I work in construction. When I hear screed, all I can think about is screeding concrete and overlays.

That's the only way I've heard it used also.

[TCEd]

I was so screed that I almost pooped my pants.
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[fund razor]

Rocky beat the crap out of Apollo Screed.

[fund razor]

Some guy in Naples ran out of pot so he tried scraping some off of the screed.

[fund razor]

We're not listening to Nickleback, we're listening to Screed.

[fund razor]

When her babydaddy gun went off, she screed and dropdit.

[fund razor]

The looter left the trailer after Hurricane Charlie carrying a television through the open screed door.

[cuda]

The looter left the trailer after Hurricane Charlie carrying a television through the open screed door.

Was the wearing skriped pants and eating skrimp?