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    A Christmas Tip.
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    If you ever receive home-made "cookie" ornaments as a kind gesture from the neighbor kids, don't pack them away with all of your other ornaments in a big box, put t hem in the attic and forget about them for a year.

    Just sayin'...

    We discovered that throughout the course of the past year, there had accumulated a good pound and a half of lizard and/or roach sht inside of our [her] box of Christmas ornaments, and we are minus two (2) entire ginger-bread ornaments.

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    Sounds like a Florida tip
    Run until it sounds expensive
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    Ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CigDaze View Post
    there had accumulated a good pound and a half of lizard and/or roach sht inside of our [her] box of Christmas ornaments
    I smell a conspiracy here....I remember how much you love this joyous holiday!

    I think that you have been training the lizards to sht on my ornaments....
    Come out with the truth....!!!!!

    Oh, by the way; I like gold, shiny things
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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyDaze View Post
    I smell a conspiracy here....I remember how much you love this joyous holiday!

    I think that you have been training the lizards to sht on my ornaments....
    Come out with the truth....!!!!!

    Oh, by the way; I like gold, shiny things
    uh oh Mrs Griswald found out where her husband hangs out all day!
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    I like long, shiny fiberglass things. So we're even.

    (I couldn't hide forever).

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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyDaze View Post
    I smell a conspiracy here....I remember how much you love this joyous holiday!

    I think that you have been training the lizards to sht on my ornaments....
    Come out with the truth....!!!!!

    Oh, by the way; I like gold, shiny things
    Somebody sh!ts on your ornaments ...I'm on the next plane.
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    Quote Originally Posted by catastrophe View Post
    Somebody sh!ts on your ornaments ...I'm on the next plane.
    I will forever be haunted by poopy pantz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by catastrophe View Post
    Somebody sh!ts on your ornaments ...I'm on the next plane.
    The crazy thing, is that the f'in lizards creep around with a flamin' hoop!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CigDaze View Post
    I will forever be haunted by poopy pantz.
    The best story of the season
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    OMG this thread is funny!!!!
    Queen of Bammin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyDaze View Post
    I smell a conspiracy here....I remember how much you love this joyous holiday!

    I think that you have been training the lizards to sht on my ornaments....
    Come out with the truth....!!!!!

    Oh, by the way; I like gold, shiny things
    I had a girlfriend one time tell me to never buy her anything gray, or made of wool for a present. She like shiny things alsol
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    It would need to be some sort of christmas miracle to find a lizard load in a box here.

    Erin, my better half always tells me she likes shiny, colourless things. Aim high girl.
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    +1 over here too
    Offshore Racing wasn´t designed to be a spectator sport, it's for people or companies with's lots of money to push the envelope of endurance technology and hopefully put a trophy on a mantle. It's man vs the elements, not like boats with like engines running in circles.
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    Can Nick come out and play today?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dollabill View Post
    Can Nick come out and play today?
    No. It's freezing outside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CigDaze View Post
    No. It's freezing outside.

    HAHAAAAAAAAAA you cracked me UP!!!!

    Damn that was a good one!!!
    Offshore Racing wasn´t designed to be a spectator sport, it's for people or companies with's lots of money to push the envelope of endurance technology and hopefully put a trophy on a mantle. It's man vs the elements, not like boats with like engines running in circles.
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    Never get her anything that plugs in to an outlet
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