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    + My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

    + He has his food prepared for him.

    + He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

    +His meals are provided at no cost to him.

    +He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

    + For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

    + He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not
    required to do any upkeep.

    + If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

    + He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

    + He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

    + He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

    + All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,

    Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!
    Athiests better pray they're right.
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    SOS NINJA dancing on the boundaries of hell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edward R. Cozzi View Post
    + My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

    + He has his food prepared for him.

    + He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

    +His meals are provided at no cost to him.

    +He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

    + For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

    + He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not
    required to do any upkeep.

    + If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

    + He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

    + He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

    + He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

    + All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

    I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,

    Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!
    A Steve thread with a hint of Cuda.

    Nice.
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    That is great Ed. That one got forwarded on.....

    I do feel a little guilty calling my dog a democrat though.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sea-Dated View Post
    That is great Ed. That one got forwarded on.....

    I do feel a little guilty calling my dog a democrat though.......
    The only reason I can do it is I don't actually HAVE a dog. :-)
    Athiests better pray they're right.
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    You should tell your dog that he needs to start pulling his weight a little more...
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    Its ok, Im pretty sure my cat is a nazi.
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    Its ok, Im pretty sure my cat is a nazi.
    Ninja !
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    That all sounds good, but I bet his nuts are gone!
    If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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