+ My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
+ He has his food prepared for him.
+ He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
+His meals are provided at no cost to him.
+He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
+ For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
+ He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not
required to do any upkeep.
+ If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
+ He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
+ He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
+ He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
+ All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,
Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!
Thread: My Dog.
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01-26-2010 11:30 PMAthiests better pray they're right.
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01-26-2010 11:58 PMSOS NINJA dancing on the boundaries of hell.
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01-27-2010 11:14 AM
That is great Ed. That one got forwarded on.....
I do feel a little guilty calling my dog a democrat though.......
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01-27-2010 01:12 PM
You should tell your dog that he needs to start pulling his weight a little more...
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01-27-2010 02:12 PM
Its ok, Im pretty sure my cat is a nazi.
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01-27-2010 02:42 PM
That all sounds good, but I bet his nuts are gone!
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