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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    Present and accounted for, with guns in the house.
    A gun safe is a wonderful thing.
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    yes they are. Donzi is trying to get me in the mood for spearfishing in a few months by forcing me to watch into the blkue. Jesssica alba is hot, that other dude is a douchebag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    yes they are. Donzi is trying to get me in the mood for spearfishing in a few months by forcing me to watch into the blkue. Jesssica alba is hot, that other dude is a douchebag.
    She is hot! Took me a minutre to undertand waht movie you were talking aobut. When she is fighting the guy in the water she shows full nipple when she swims to the suface. Just need to hit the slwo mo
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    She is hot! Took me a minutre to undertand waht movie you were talking aobut. When she is fighting the guy in the water she shows full nipple when she swims to the suface. Just need to hit the slwo mo
    I like this guy!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sellsman11 View Post
    I like this guy!!
    he is our version of "Holladay" (oops, ball hit me in a bad spot......the glove) sorry Chad !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buoy View Post
    Speaking my language now!!!
    The Beast light and me have been friends now for over ten years.

    Bobcat, I'm literally scraping together pennies trying to make it to KW this Nov.
    Are you gonna have some sofa/porch/sidewalk space for me to crash?
    I'll probably only be in town Thurs/Fri if it actually happens.
    If I can find something to roll-up as a pillow, and a cooler or fridge to keep beer cold I'm good. Maybe a shower in the morning (or maybe not), and some cold water to drink before the beer.
    So, do you have me covered there buddy?
    working on it...I couldn't answer before cuz i was sober
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat View Post
    working on it...I couldn't answer before cuz i was sober
    Thanks buddy.
    This is going to be dependent on a slight expected windfall.
    But Damn't , I really don't want to miss this year.
    "Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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    Can we get a section called "Driving under the influence?"

    There seems to be a demand for it.
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    Drunk Drivers Against Mad Mothers

    Swerving through the street
    Drunk as fu ck
    Searching for a open store
    I think I'm out of luck
    Maybe I'll find a mad mother on patrol

    Hit her car
    Smash it up
    Pull her out
    Beat her up
    Take her money
    Run her down

    Can't find any beer
    It's way past two
    There's just one thing
    we can do

    Hit her car
    Smash it up
    Pull her out
    Beat her up
    Take her money
    Run her down
    Drive her face out of town

    Drunk drivers against mad mothers
    P-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat View Post
    he is our version of "Holladay" (oops, ball hit me in a bad spot......the glove) sorry Chad !
    How are the Cubs doing this postseason?

    Whew! I was drunk last night.
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    I need to start a thread "To drunk to post"...awoke this a.m. still wasted after too many Jaegers last eve....
    Warning: There will be no warning shots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phragle View Post
    Drunk Drivers Against Mad Mothers

    Swerving through the street
    Drunk as fu ck
    Searching for a open store
    I think I'm out of luck
    Maybe I'll find a mad mother on patrol

    Hit her car
    Smash it up
    Pull her out
    Beat her up
    Take her money
    Run her down

    Can't find any beer
    It's way past two
    There's just one thing
    we can do

    Hit her car
    Smash it up
    Pull her out
    Beat her up
    Take her money
    Run her down
    Drive her face out of town

    Drunk drivers against mad mothers
    My cousin was killed by a drunk driver
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    So I offered the strippers at the bar a spot on the boat and all they had to do was some SERIOUS modeling.......I think they thought I was joking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    So I offered the strippers at the bar a spot on the boat and all they had to do was some SERIOUS modeling.......I think they thought I was joking.
    Are you sure you'd want to see them in natural lighting?
    "Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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    F'in skank never called, I'm heartbroken. Tonight I will cry myself to sleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    F'in skank never called, I'm heartbroken. Tonight I will cry myself to sleep.
    Go back to the club with a fistful of singles - she'll come around.

    (can you still get away with singles in a strip club?? It's been so many years since I've been in one I may be out of date).
    "Keep the bottle on the bar Ira, I won't be long".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buoy View Post
    Thanks buddy.
    This is going to be dependent on a slight expected windfall.
    But Damn't , I really don't want to miss this year.
    It'll be tight , but I'll make room
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buoy View Post
    Go back to the club with a fistful of singles - she'll come around.

    (can you still get away with singles in a strip club?? It's been so many years since I've been in one I may be out of date).
    Singles worked wonderfully for me the last time I went not too long ago!
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    Enjoying the curative powers of spiced rum and chili cheese foods... Aaaaaah!




    "Tear gas and draft beer don't mix."
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    I've just forced the bar to start playing the Hip, off my iPod.


    "Tear gas and draft beer don't mix."
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