Investment tips for 2009 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2008-2009:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Keebler Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMM Good.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dole, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally ....
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTitty Bang Bang
Thread: Make BIG BUCKS in '09 (humor)
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10-24-2008 11:58 AMI'd rather be on the boat with a drink on the rocks, than in the drink with my boat on the rocks.
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10-24-2008 12:02 PM
good info right there. i know where my money is going. thanks.
i didnt drink steczs koolaid...
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10-24-2008 12:14 PM
HA HA those are cute!
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