My ex just sent this too me...Funny

[drpete3]

The Husband Store


A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products incre ase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:


Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.


She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.


'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'


So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:


Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.


'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:


Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:


Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.


The first floor has wives that love sex.


The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.


The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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[Perlmudder]

haha awesome

[Blue Oval]

So Dr. Pete,which floor would a single women find you hanging out on?I don't need to know which floor you would stop your hunt for a different wife.

[Spicy]

Nice......

[drpete3]

So Dr. Pete,which floor would a single women find you hanging out on?I don't need to know which floor you would stop your hunt for a different wife.

See thats a good point and not wanting to even enter a store like this till I get some issues worked out.(no wives)

[Ratickle]

Now that's funny, and I know funny........

[MattBMiller]

[cuda]

What do you call a man who is kind, thoughtful, understanding, and neat?





Gay

[Slick02]

[QUOTE=cuda;287490]What do you call a man who is kind, thoughtful, understanding, and neat?





Joe, all of my exe's would tell you that that's called,,,,,A myth.

[Trim'd Up]

I don't care whats on the upper floors of the "Wife Store", I am not even going in the front door.

[cuda]

[QUOTE=Slick02;287559]

What do you call a man who is kind, thoughtful, understanding, and neat?





Joe, all of my exe's would tell you that that's called,,,,,A myth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMNw_-yUm_0

[Wrinkleface]

[ChiefApache]

Funny stuff Pete!

[RPM]

[LaughingCat]

good one. Laughed out loud.

[MattBMiller]

i don't care whats on the upper floors of the "wife store", i am not even going in the front door.

[Slick02]

[QUOTE=cuda;287600]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMNw_-yUm_0

Nope, just one lives in Texas, one in Mims, one out near Cassia(off of 44A)
and one lives about a mile from me.