Ever seen a grown man naked.............
Does this involve me dressing up as little Bo Peep? No nothing of a sexual nature I assure you..........
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Thread: Funny movie one liners..........
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03-11-2009 10:13 AM
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03-11-2009 10:15 AM
And this one time at band camp.........................
Taking Over the World One Thread at a Time
The Penguin Cometh
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03-11-2009 10:24 AM
Nothing personal Its just that we are better than you.
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03-11-2009 10:31 AMThat's what I love about these high school girls, man, I get older, they stay the same age.
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03-11-2009 10:35 AMHey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf! Ma! The meatloaf! Fvck!!
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03-11-2009 10:44 AM
Yaa but I never ****ed anyones daughter.
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03-11-2009 10:48 AMSorry man I didn't know she was your daughter.
Ya, but you knew she was somebody's daughter!
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03-11-2009 10:49 AM
"God created man, Man created dinosaur, dinosaur eats man"
"Woman enherits the the Earth... "
Jurrasic Park..I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
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03-11-2009 11:03 AM
I'm not sorry! I'm a cocksman!
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03-11-2009 11:06 AM
Forrest Gump tells Jenny about his adventures and how beautiful everything looked.
Jenny says, "It sounds wonderful, Forrest. I wish I was there."
Forrest replys, "You were."
It's not exactly funny, but it's the best line in the entire movie.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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03-11-2009 11:06 AM
"Where'd it go? In the lumber yard Danny"
Run until it sounds expensive
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03-11-2009 11:07 AM
Kitty Russy vinny did I get a hold of that one
Run until it sounds expensive
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03-11-2009 11:10 AM
Rodney Dangerfield in Caddy Shack.
Hey! You scratched my anchor!If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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03-11-2009 11:15 AM
Porch Monkey...
Don't worry, I'm taking it back.Treat every situation like a dog, if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
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03-11-2009 11:16 AM
every other line in the movie Airplane
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.
Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?
Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?
Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Rumack: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time.
Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley.
Operator: [Captain Oveur is on the phone with the Mayo Clinic] Excuse me, Captain Oveur, but I have an emergency call on line 5 from a Mr. Hamm.
Captain Oveur: Alright, give me a Hamm on 5, hold the Mayo.
The entire movie is nothing but one liners!If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!
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03-11-2009 11:34 AM
From Talladega Nights:
Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
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03-11-2009 11:39 AM
A few from Idiocracy.
My first wife was tarded- shes a pilot now.
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
Go away, Im bait'n
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03-11-2009 11:43 AM
RR worker: They told me you was hung!!
Sherriff: And they'd be right.
"Tear gas and draft beer don't mix."