A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten knob. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten knob?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which h ad its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, it's right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is
Thread: A blonde walks into
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02-07-2009 10:09 AMParabellum FJ²B
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02-07-2009 11:10 AM
He, he. I can think of a few blondes I'm going to share that one with. Of coarse timing is everything so I will be careful.
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02-07-2009 11:49 AM
just spit my coffee onto my desk
People we meet in life are either a Blessing or a Lesson
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02-07-2009 11:51 AM
My daughter didn't get it, she had to look at it upside down
Run until it sounds expensive
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02-07-2009 11:54 AM
Ok Ma'am, I know exactly what you are talking about. please bend over the counter and I will get you one for free.
P-4077 "The Swamp" S.B.Y.C. and Michigan medboat mothership
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02-07-2009 12:17 PM
That jokes as old as the lumps in grampa`s britches. . .
I`ve been in the auto parts business about 20 years and have heard them all. That is a good one though.
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02-09-2009 11:20 AMI had a friend that owned a couple of used car lots in urban areas. H eused to get guys coming in asking about GOOLIES. I asked hime what a Goolie was. He told me they were made by Pontial. I told him I'd nevber heard of it. So he showed me-
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Told me it was a regular occurrence.