My Favorit Pick Up lines

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05-15-2009, 10:54 AM
Davidmnc

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My Favorit Pick Up lines

Brought to you by Davd Stecz, straight outta NJ. Enjoy!

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1) Did you fart?
cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

10) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon..

AND.. the best for last!

11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up

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05-15-2009, 11:23 AM
clayinaustin

You got a face that would make time stand still because it would stop a clock! :eek:
05-15-2009, 11:40 AM
KENNYO

I told a real tall chick "I would climb her like a set of Monkey Bars!"
05-15-2009, 11:41 AM
Ratickle

Quote:

Originally Posted by KENNYO

I told a real tall chick "I would climb her like a set of Monkey Bars!"

Did it work?:)
05-15-2009, 12:42 PM
drpete3

Quote:

Originally Posted by KENNYO

I told a real tall chick "I would climb her like a set of Monkey Bars!"

I laughed at this one the most. Because I believe you did it
05-15-2009, 01:19 PM
Seafordguy

I thought that the only pickup line you need is an oval and a "1" on the side of your boat.

Unfortunately I bought mine after I was no longer single.... Maybe as time goes on she'll let me use it as a pick up line afterall?!?!?!
05-15-2009, 01:50 PM
Perlmudder

Are you Irish?

Want some in you?
05-15-2009, 01:53 PM
Sea-Dated

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ratickle

Did it work?:)

I am betting not.......:sifone:
05-15-2009, 01:53 PM
Ratickle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seafordguy

I thought that the only pickup line you need is an oval and a "1" on the side of your boat.

Not if you're well endowed.....:sifone: :) :sifone:
05-15-2009, 01:55 PM
Cash Bar

You got a face that could make an onion cry....
05-15-2009, 01:58 PM
Ratickle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cash Bar

You got a face that could make an onion cry....

That's your favorite pick up line?

You gotta get some lessons....:)
05-16-2009, 11:53 PM
seebeagle

My face is leaving in 5 minutes, be on it
05-17-2009, 01:13 AM
phragle

can I eat you out untill your head caves in?
05-17-2009, 01:16 AM
phragle

News Flash! Amercan's have discontinued the sexual position known as "69". Due to the current economic conditions, eating out has become just too damn expensive
05-17-2009, 10:16 AM
Magic Medicine

you ever seen a grown man naked.

now thats a pick up line
05-17-2009, 10:19 AM
MacGyver

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magic Medicine

you ever seen a grown man naked.

now thats a pick up line

:eek: