Is that one of those Cigarette boats?
Is that one of those Cigarette boats?
Nope, this one's a Cigar boat. Bigger than a Cigarette boat.
"Do You have room in Your Truck for My tools? "
Me: "Nope"
Them: " Can I look?"
Me:"You can f*ck off"
"When can I drop it off? I'm in no hurry."
Translation, I'm tired of paying storage
"Oh come on, I can bring it by now. It wont take you that long. "
I always suggest to my customers to run the fuel low before lay up. I remind one to do just that.
A few days later he brings his boat for winterizing and end of season storage and states," I Just filled it up with Fuel."
I respond ," We just spoke about that." He claims," My neighbor said I should fill it."
Irritated I respond, "Who's working on your boat? Maybe you should let him do your service."
I suggest every time you pull the boat out at the ramp pull the drain plug. Never let the boat sit with the drain plug in.
"OK" he says, Then asks, " Where is the drain plug?"
I bet you get lots of pu$$y with that!!! I say " Are you looking at my dick?'
I can't say I ever heard a grown man say that.
Well i have. Thanks for your input.Quote:
Originally Posted by MOBILEMERCMAN
"Did you use your boat a lot this year?" I ask.
Yes, at first, Haven't used it much since June. It's been too hot.
Only in Texas
When your not busy call me, I'll bring it over so you can look at it.
So, how many of those who say that have you called back????
Are you still working on boats?