For those of you that remember the motor oil on the camaro incident last summer... [Archive]

baddogz28

08-14-2009, 01:05 PM

Had another incident last night with the 240 Checkmate Enforcer I had just picked up.

Different broad though. I think it was my buddy's succubus leech scumbag girlfriend, to whom I had delivered a public dressing-down on facebook about how she f*ks everybody earlier in the week. LOL. That's what she gets for banging my buddy's best friend, the dirty whore.

Anyway, woke up this morning and found the following phrases written on the boat, seemingly with a bar of soap (phew!)

A. "you suck at chess"
B. "this is my penis"
C. "buy american trucks"
D. "SS DICK"
E. "SUCK ASS"

Thankfully, I haven't had the boat detailed yet and it'll be no problem to get off.

LMAO.

Pics to follow.

J.T.

08-14-2009, 01:17 PM

The chess comment kind of stings......the rest,
I could deal with:rofl:

MILD THUNDER

08-14-2009, 05:17 PM

Thats some funny chit!

Trim'd Up

08-14-2009, 07:41 PM

Maybe you could get some chess lessons, or at least start playing online to get better. :D

glassdave

08-14-2009, 07:52 PM

well . . . do you actually suck at chess and own a foreign truck? :D

baddogz28

08-14-2009, 11:12 PM

Yes and yes, Dave. :D
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs135.snc1/5774_129298432720_580727720_2829143_3993822_n.jpg
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs155.snc1/5774_129298452720_580727720_2829144_1395768_n.jpg
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs155.snc1/5774_129298457720_580727720_2829145_6175578_n.jpg
http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs155.snc1/5774_129298467720_580727720_2829146_6036492_n.jpg

And the unmolested side:

http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs135.snc1/5774_129298517720_580727720_2829149_2107730_n.jpg

Magic Medicine

08-15-2009, 08:41 AM

Chris,

Where in Indiana did you buy that boat.

I see your up to no good as usual:rofl::sifone:

MILD THUNDER

08-15-2009, 09:03 AM

Nice boat! Whats under the blower scoop???

OBNOXUS

08-15-2009, 09:39 AM

Its ok,,,,, the fun ones are always a lil nuts !!!

StraightJacket

08-15-2009, 10:26 AM

See their isn't woman ion this world you can trust but your mother..............................And you better keep a close f@cking eye on her to .

Chris they are all CRAZY and most are Wh*res.

She must be blonde, tell her next time she wants to help wash the boat , water would be nice.

MILD THUNDER

08-15-2009, 02:11 PM

At first I didnt get the whole "checkmate" and "I suck at chess" relation. Which makes me wonder. I dont know to many dirty little HU-EWERS that are witty enough to write that. Or to many that know the difference between a nissan and a dodge. I would find out who did it and wash their mouth out with the same bar of soap they used to write on your boat!

On the bright side all you need is a hose and a wash mitt to get her cleaned up.

Scarab KV

08-15-2009, 02:26 PM

Must have been one hell of a dressing-down:D

baddogz28

08-15-2009, 05:02 PM

Must have been one hell of a dressing-down:D

I think I said something to the effect of "If Steve had half a ****ing brain, he would have put you out by the curb with the trash two years ago. He'll just find out the hard way when he comes home early from work and finds you getting plowed by the mailman, the pizza guy, or one of his other friends.

...or, given your track record, all three."

:rofl::sifone::reddevil:

baddogz28

08-15-2009, 05:07 PM

Nice boat! Whats under the blower scoop???

Used to be a 454 .60 over with a 10-71. :eek:

Now it's a 454 mag with a Weiand intake. Nothing too hot. I'd say I'll make it till next spring before I put a little blower on it.

Picked up the stereo today...

4 6x9's
2 10s
3000 watts of power.

It should slam.

Getting a full detail/buff tuesday, the stereo custom installed wednesday, and a shakedown run thursday. Hope to launch her outta diversey next sunday.

Picked the boat and trailer up for $2600... I think I did ok. :sifone:

Scarab KV

08-15-2009, 06:21 PM

I think I said something to the effect of "If Steve had half a ****ing brain, he would have put you out by the curb with the trash two years ago. He'll just find out the hard way when he comes home early from work and finds you getting plowed by the mailman, the pizza guy, or one of his other friends.

...or, given your track record, all three."

:rofl::sifone::reddevil:

Nice!!:biggrinjester:

MILD THUNDER

08-16-2009, 11:17 AM

Used to be a 454 .60 over with a 10-71. :eek:

Now it's a 454 mag with a Weiand intake. Nothing too hot. I'd say I'll make it till next spring before I put a little blower on it.

Picked up the stereo today...

4 6x9's
2 10s
3000 watts of power.

It should slam.

Getting a full detail/buff tuesday, the stereo custom installed wednesday, and a shakedown run thursday. Hope to launch her outta diversey next sunday.

Picked the boat and trailer up for $2600... I think I did ok. :sifone:

What drive does it have? 2600! Thats a steal!!!

MarylandMark

08-16-2009, 12:30 PM

Embrace her dirty little azz- and then post pics for us to see!

I like women that sleep around- wish there were more of them!

Chi-Town Hustler

08-16-2009, 10:25 PM

Call me crazy, but I would run her then do the stereo thing.:)

Trim'd Up

08-17-2009, 08:38 AM

I think we need pics of the "suspect" naked preferably. ;) Can't beat the price on that boat. Is it a Bravo or Alpha?

baddogz28

08-17-2009, 10:42 AM

This is my buddy's girl, I don't have any pics.

Unfortunately, it's got an alpha... I'm thinking we might upgrade to a bravo setup when we add a blower next spring.

baddogz28

08-17-2009, 10:43 AM

Chris,

Where in Indiana did you buy that boat.

I see your up to no good as usual:rofl::sifone:
Picked it up in Monticello... And yes, always up to no good. :sifone:

MILD THUNDER

08-17-2009, 11:02 PM

Picked it up in Monticello... And yes, always up to no good. :sifone:

Thats the Lake I grew up on. We have a summer home there for 29 yrs. I am pretty darn sure i seen that boat running along the lake many years ago. If not, there was one just like it that i used to drool watching and hearing it blow by us while dad was piloting the pontoon at 15mph.

But Even with the motor it has now, I'd go easy on the alpha! Always liked the old school checkmates :driving:

Magic Medicine

08-18-2009, 07:32 AM

Thats the Lake I grew up on. We have a summer home there for 29 yrs. I am pretty darn sure i seen that boat running along the lake many years ago. If not, there was one just like it that i used to drool watching and hearing it blow by us while dad was piloting the pontoon at 15mph.

But Even with the motor it has now, I'd go easy on the alpha! Always liked the old school checkmates :driving:

My buddy Tommy with the yellow Liberator cat has a Enforcer just like that. His boat has a blown 540 bull dog with a bravo set up. When its nicely boosted it runs around 90:driving:

insanity

08-18-2009, 08:36 AM

At first I didnt get the whole "checkmate" and "I suck at chess" relation.....

Ha! I didn't get it at first either, I thought maybe baddog really did suck at chess!! :sifone: Gotta give her credit for that one tho :D

StraightJacket

08-18-2009, 11:21 AM

I have and extra Alpha if you need one by the end of season ,,,,

baddogz28

08-18-2009, 11:50 AM

I have and extra Alpha if you need one by the end of season ,,,,

Haha thanks. I'll let you know. :ack2:

And yes, I do suck at chess..