OldSchool
10-28-2008, 01:33 PM
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
If you had purchased Lehman Brothers, you would have nothing left.
If you had purchased Merrill Lynch, you would have $2.00 left.
If you had purchased AIG, you would have $5.00 left.
If you had purchased Washington Mutual, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan:cheers2::cheers2::cheers2:
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Airlines stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
If you had purchased Lehman Brothers, you would have nothing left.
If you had purchased Merrill Lynch, you would have $2.00 left.
If you had purchased AIG, you would have $5.00 left.
If you had purchased Washington Mutual, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan:cheers2::cheers2::cheers2: