Official Black Thunder owner bashing thread

[endeavor1]

Just so we stop derailing other threads, i figured it would be nice to have our own bashing area.


Let the Games begin :sifone:

[Coolerman]

i think some people will need some saxual healing after this thread......

[Coolerman]

Just to make sure nothing is missed

[endeavor1]

Damn, 2-0 already. Cant wait till i get home to even the score.

John P and TxHawk, might as well get in on this as your both fair targets.....:sifone:

[Coolerman]

3-0

[endeavor1]

3-1

[Coolerman]

3-1

You act like I'm a phuckin whore..... it's not like I do it for free. Ya gotta pay for that chit. :D

[endeavor1]

uhhh, yea :eek:

[Coolerman]

sorry, i had to go there.......

[John P]

LMAO

[TxHawk]

The one that got away.

[Coolerman]

The one that got away.

Awesome!

So what's the count? Is it everybody for themselves? Or everyone against Endeavor?!?:smash::eek:

[TxHawk]

Awesome!

So what's the count? Is it everybody for themselves? Or everyone against Endeavor?!?:smash::eek:

Everyone against endeavor.

Dont feel bad Chris. Its not like this summer is costing you anymore money than last summer, its just that last summer you were spending it on gas and bar bills!!!:willy_nilly:

[Coolerman]

Everyone against endeavor.

Dont feel bad Chris. Its not like this summer is costing you anymore money than last summer, its just that last summer you were spending it on gas and bar bills!!!:willy_nilly:

ok, the count is 5-2

[Ratickle]

You guys could be in trouble if I get some free time......

An example of picking on Stecz......:sifone:

http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww310/ptrose/Stecztrike.gif

[Coolerman]

THIS JUST IN!!

Endeavor1 has been boating around Iowa in a 29ft' single engine bow rider. Pics to come.

[TxHawk]

THIS JUST IN!!

Endeavor1 has been boating around Iowa in a 29ft' single engine bow rider. Pics to come.

I saw the pics, he looked drunk and there were empty Zima bottles in the background.

[Coolerman]

I saw the pics, he looked drunk and there were empty Zima bottles in the background.

I know, must be rough on him when having a boat that doesn't break! :eek:

[endeavor1]

It is rough putting a 50 dollar bill in a boat and going all day and having fuel left. Wow, 1 BBC and still get to go 50+.... :eek::eek: fastest ive been all year.....:driving:

TxHawk, c ya on friday or Saturday. We'll get the big boat out finally.

Peace out Bitches,

E-1, aka Crownline1 :eek:

[TxHawk]

TxHawk, c ya on friday or Saturday. We'll get the big boat out finally.



Texoma fire rescue is having its annual meeting in Dallas all weekend? Are you sure you want to do this, this weekend?:smash:

[sweet addiction]

Chris,

I am still trying to piece together what is up with your boat. Not much info here, and I am trying to read everywhere and see what happened. By the looks of it not good. That really sucks.



3-0

[TxHawk]

Chris,

I am still trying to piece together what is up with your boat. Not much info here, and I am trying to read everywhere and see what happened. By the looks of it not good. That really sucks.
Nothing to see here. Runs great!

It only took 5 months to be able to say that!

[Coolerman]

Nothing to see here. Runs great!

It only took 5 months to be able to say that!

:iagree:

just a little jesting. Chris has it running right now :driving:

[sweet addiction]

Thanks for the good news. better later than never I guess.

[endeavor1]

The BT and the Hawk finally made friends and hung out for a little bit. :cheers2:

And no they havent ran against each other yet. :sifone:

Oh yea, Big Thanks to the TxHawk.

[sweet addiction]

Looking good.

[Coolerman]

UPS delivery truck came today with some stuff for our boat.... When she handed me the packages, I proceded to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

[Ratickle]

UPS delivery truck came today with some stuff for our boat.... When she handed me the packages, I proceded to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

Almost afraid to ask what was in the packages......:o


Not another inflatable girlfriend???????:leaving:

[Coolerman]

Almost afraid to ask what was in the packages......:o


Not another inflatable girlfriend???????:leaving:

well, there were 4 boxes..... each being about 12"x20"x20" And these are much cooler than an inflatable girlfriend!!! and probably more expensive than a real girlfriend :D

[Coolerman]

and no, they are not jumbo sized inflatables!

[spiker]

I would say 4 new billet inner coolers of your design

[Coolerman]

No, intercoolers. We are starting the machining process for the first batch though. Should be pretty close on those.

Alright, I'll give you all a big hint. The boxes said hering. Seriously, opening the boxes was like getting :boobflash: in my face!

[endeavor1]

No, intercoolers. We are starting the machining process for the first batch though. Should be pretty close on those.

Alright, I'll give you all a big hint. The boxes said hering. Seriously, opening the boxes was like getting :boobflash: in my face!

Can I guess..... :D

Are they shiny spinny thingys or sex toys????? :26:

[Coolerman]

They are shiny! :drink:

[endeavor1]

pix Sax, pix!!!! dont be stingy

[Coolerman]

still waiting on the bravo to #6 propshaft converters!! :banghead::huh::rofl::rolleyes:

[Ratickle]

still waiting on the bravo to #6 propshaft converters!! :banghead::huh::rofl::rolleyes:

:D:D:D

[Coolerman]

Ran the boat today, and all I have to say is that props are weird....... and when you find the right set (which is always the unobvious answer), your boat will go really fast! We think we are headed in the right direction now. Gonna make some changes to the bottom now.

[endeavor1]

good talking with you earlier about the props. Have fun at you gig tonite.


E1

[Coolerman]

Let me know how your new motor(s) turn out for your "BT"!

[Coolerman]

:kiss:

[endeavor1]

:kiss:

OMFG, that is hilarious. :cheers2:

[TxHawk]

This should clear things up. I always made sure the ratio was "right" during the rainbow days.

So, lets see the women of the fastest BT..... can you beat 11:3?

[endeavor1]

WOW TxHawk!!!!! Ur the man

[Coolerman]

WOW TxHawk!!!!! Ur my man

:kiss:

[endeavor1]

I wish I had a man to:kiss:



:sifone:

[TxHawk]

You have good taste in your classic boat research. You doing a school project?

[Coolerman]

You have good taste in your classic boat research. You doing a school project?

haha, just giving ya a hard time Matt. Endeavor has been egging me on to do this for quite some time now.... all in good fun bro :cheers2:

Anyways, your boat looks awesome, and you did a helluva job on the resto, just can't believe someone hasn't bought it yet!

[endeavor1]

Ok, who needs a hug??? :hurray:

[TxHawk]

You have to give back what you get around here.

It hasn't sold and is going back to duty this weekend!

Yes, I said duty.

[Coolerman]

Ok, who needs a hug??? :hurray:

Didn't you get one yesterday? Did your date not go well?!? lol :rofl:

[endeavor1]

You have to give back what you get around here.

It hasn't sold and is going back to gettin booty duty this weekend!

Yes, I said booty duty.

:iagree:

[Coolerman]

oh uh, I see you are riding in a new boa.. I mean house now. :huh::(

[endeavor1]

Ok, heres some pix. And yes, i was going for the Don Johnson theme.... :biggrinjester:

[endeavor1]

a couple more

[endeavor1]

couple more

[Coolerman]

Looks like you guys had a good time!

[John P]

How the hell did you land a smok'n HOT chic like that?

Looks like a good time!

Sax if thats a dude Chris is with I'm crossing over!

[Coolerman]

How the hell did you land a smok'n HOT chic like that?



:iamwithstupid:

[endeavor1]

How the hell did you land a smok'n HOT chic like that?

Very carefully and with lots of alcohol.....:rofl: :26: :_boobies:

[Coolerman]

I have to repost this story......

I was on the phone with Endeavor the other day while he and his girl were driving somewhere. All of a sudden, his girl just starts yelling and cussing out this other car. And what does Endeavor say to her, "Damn baby, that's hot. Why can't you be like that in the bedroom!"

[endeavor1]

I have to repost this story......

I was on the phone with Endeavor the other day while he and his girl were driving somewhere. All of a sudden, his girl just starts yelling and cussing out this other car. And what does Endeavor say to her, "Damn baby, that's hot. Why can't you be like that in the bedroom!"

LMFAO!!!! so true :_boobies: :iagree: :sifone:

[endeavor1]

To my dear freind TxHouse..... Thanks Buddy

[endeavor1]

Read attatched link and add at the end, "if she offers you p#ssy all the time"
:_boobies: :26: :D

http://yahoo.match.com/y/article.aspx?articleid=9301&TrackingID=526103&BannerID=707824

[Coolerman]

Read attatched link and add at the end, "if she offers you p#ssy all the time"
:_boobies: :26: :D

http://yahoo.match.com/y/article.aspx?articleid=9301&TrackingID=526103&BannerID=707824

Are you refering to the Cougars? And if so, which one, the 38 or the 46 model? lmao Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

[Coolerman]

Hey Endeavor, did you make it out of that truck stop ok last night? :huh::reddevil::beatdeadhorse5::_boobies::party::03:

[endeavor1]

Hey Endeavor, did you make it out of that truck stop ok last night? :huh::reddevil::beatdeadhorse5::_boobies::party::03:

:willy_nilly: :willy_nilly: :bump:

Ohhhhh Jail baits..... :sifone:

[Coolerman]

Happy Birthday John!! :bday2::bday::party::boobflash::_boobies::boobflash::party::bday::bday2:

[John P]

Thanks Jason

[Ratickle]

Thanks Jason

Hey, Happy Birthday......

[endeavor1]

Happy Getting Older day John, may you gears not break, and your superchargers turn fast.....

[Monopoly 46]

happy day time to buy a pontoon with a 9.9hp!!!!!

[John P]

Happy Getting Older day John, may you gears not break, and your superchargers turn fast.....

O Thanks Grasshopper

[Coolerman]

happy day time to buy a pontoon with a 9.9hp!!!!!

388 tri-toon.... with 8 quad rotor PSI outboards that run on nitro. :driving::smash::icon_bs:

[endeavor1]

388 tri-toon.... with 8 quad rotor PSI outboards that run on nitro. :driving::smash::icon_bs:

I didnt know John was in on our secret project...... :sifone:

[John P]

Keep it quiet.

[Coolerman]

Keep it quiet.

Please do, this is top secret stuff! :confused::banghead::smash::sifone:

[endeavor1]

Please do, this is top secret stuff! :confused::banghead::smash::sifone:

I guess not now...... thanxs A$$. I guess all that pie is getting to you.... :willy_nilly:

Post pics of the "secret weapon" :driving:

[Coolerman]

I guess not now...... thanxs A$$. I guess all that pie is getting to you.... :willy_nilly:

Post pics of the "secret weapon" :driving:

I like pie! I always have enough room for it after dinner. :bump::sifone:

Secret weapon? :boobflash::p

[endeavor1]

Sax, any updates or pics of you and Dennis's winter projects???

[Coolerman]

Sax, any updates or pics of you and Dennis's winter projects???

I'll get some pics of the shop today.

[EXCESS ENERGY]

I'll get some pics of the shop today.

Come on Jason,:cheers2: your slacken man

[Coolerman]

Come on Jason,:cheers2: your slacken man

lol, sorry Bob! Sheetrocking is definately getting me in shape.

I will email you carb linkage pics today as well.

[EXCESS ENERGY]

lol, sorry Bob! Sheetrocking is definately getting me in shape.

I will email you carb linkage pics today as well.

If your hanging that **** over your head you'll feel that tomorrow.:smash Thanks no hurry. Bob

[EXCESS ENERGY]

:smash: Wonder why the little man didn't show up?

[Coolerman]

Hope to get this sheetrock finished up by sunday night. Have the first coat of mud on and sanded. Now for coats 2 and 3, then prime and paint!

Question for you all: Should we paint the engine lift or keep filling it up with motorsports decals?

Had to throw in a pic of the JD x729 as well......... And yes, that is our new custom headlight on the snow thrower which is really nice, because you can aim the light by the push/pull of a lever and not have to get out of your seat! :eek::smash::sifone::rolleyes:

[Coolerman]

And since this is a boating forum, I figured I'd throw in some stuff about the boat as well. Got these in the mail today! roughly 1400cfm a piece. :driving::eek::sifone: The pull on these is so smooth. Bo Laws did a great job on the external linkage setup. If anyone needs carb parts, upgrades, or totally new carbs, I highly recommend them. www.blp.com

[rschap1]

Nice
Those float bowls look tiny in those pics:)
COOL

[endeavor1]

I like the John Deere. Any way you can fab up one of the PSI's onto it????

[Ratickle]

I like the John Deere. Any way you can fab up one of the PSI's onto it????

Earhart put a turbo on just about everything he owned......


We were trying to build one for a 23cc Zenoah in one of my RC boats.

[Coolerman]

I like the John Deere. Any way you can fab up one of the PSI's onto it????

What are you talking about? It already has a huge blower on the front! :cuss::smash::sifone::seeya::rofl:

[Ratickle]

What are you talking about? It already has a huge blower on the front! :cuss::smash::sifone::seeya::rofl:

But it's not adding the output to the intake system......

[Coolerman]

Earhart put a turbo on just about everything he owned......


We were trying to build one for a 23cc Zenoah in one of my RC boats.

4 wheel drive & 4 wheel steer, and now you say add a turbo? I'm game..... Will it void the warranty?:cheers2:

[EXCESS ENERGY]

Hope to get this sheetrock finished up by sunday night. Have the first coat of mud on and sanded. Now for coats 2 and 3, then prime and paint!

Question for you all: Should we paint the engine lift or keep filling it up with motorsports decals?

Had to throw in a pic of the JD x729 as well......... And yes, that is our new custom headlight on the snow thrower which is really nice, because you can aim the light by the push/pull of a lever and not have to get out of your seat! :eek::smash::sifone::rolleyes:

Jason, don't paint the lift, keep adding decals, they cost a lot of money. Looks good. Bob

[endeavor1]

4 wheel drive & 4 wheel steer, and now you say add a turbo? I'm game..... Will it void the warranty?:cheers2:

Nope, it may actually extend it.... :cheers2:

[Coolerman]

Nope, it may actually extend it.... :cheers2:

lol, please tell me which alternative universe you live in, thanks! Those train fumes getting to you? :leaving::rofl::seeya::cheers2:

[Coolerman]

Nice
Those float bowls look tiny in those pics:)
COOL

:sifone: They do!

The BLP billet metering blocks are 7/8" thick, whereas the stock holley is only 5/8" thick, so it makes the bowls look a little smaller. The main bodies and float bowls were originally holley parts that BLP modified.

BLP put different throttle blades and boosters in there as well. BLP also slightly changed the bore shape while keeping the 2.125" bore size. That all ended up to equal about 1400cfm. A stock holley 1250 with the 2.125" throttle bore usually flows in right around 1300cfm.

[Coolerman]

But it's not adding the output to the intake system......

I should throw a turbine impeller in there, change the PTO gearing, and route some dryer house to the motor! I need to go brush up on some red green episodes before I do that though........... :cheers2::rofl:

[Coolerman]

Jason, don't paint the lift, keep adding decals, they cost a lot of money. Looks good. Bob

lmao, the PSI decals were very expensive, but they at least threw in some free blowers to go with them.

[endeavor1]

lol, please tell me which alternative universe you live in, thanks! Those train fumes getting to you? :leaving::rofl::seeya::cheers2:

No train fume issues, the thought of moving back to a yankee state from my home country is playing havoc on my mind. :kiss: :biggrinjester: :sifone:

[endeavor1]

Hows them coyotes doing????? lol

[Coolerman]

Hows them coyotes doing????? lol

Haven't heard any today, and I haven't seen any deer for a while either! :smash::sifone:

[endeavor1]

Haven't heard any today, and I haven't seen any deer for a while either! :smash::sifone:

Thought of the day, old hens would rather put out then be put out to pasture, and the older they get, the easier they are to pick up...... :biggrinjester:

Just thinking out loud :smash:

[Coolerman]

Thought of the day, old hens would rather put out then be put out to pasture, and the older they get, the easier they are to pick up...... :biggrinjester:

Just thinking out loud :smash:

Hey, most young hens could learn a thing or two from a "seasoned" hen..... lmao :seeya::rofl::smash::bump::hurray:

[endeavor1]

Hey, most young hens could learn a thing or two from a "seasoned" hen..... lmao :seeya::rofl::smash::bump::hurray:

agreed..... :26: :party:

[Coolerman]

Here we have a pic of Endeavor's new pet gerbil.

[endeavor1]

Here we have a pic of Endeavor's new pet gerbil.

No no no Sax, mine is dyed purple. I think you have a picture of Johns when u 2 were comparing gerbils again. :26: :lurk5:

[Coolerman]

No no no Sax, mine is dyed purple. I think you have a picture of Johns when u 2 were comparing gerbils again. :26: :lurk5:

Put a helmet on that little guy, and he's ready for battle! :p:bday::beatdeadhorse5:

[endeavor1]

I wonder if the Gerbil in the pics wiggles alot. I like the ones that do :p:bday::beatdeadhorse5:

:confused: :eek: WOW Sax

[sweet addiction]

This thread is getting somewhat G A Y. :)

[Ratickle]

This thread is getting somewhat G A Y. :)

That's for sure......:eek::eek:


I heard hiis Gerbil was little......

[endeavor1]

This thread is getting somewhat G A Y. :)

Well, it is the bashing thread :26:

[sweet addiction]

:reddevil:
Well, it is the bashing thread :26:

[sweet addiction]

Not to get off Gay but are you boat shopping at all?



Well, it is the bashing thread :26:

[Coolerman]

And since this is a boating forum, I figured I'd throw in some stuff about the boat as well. Got these in the mail today! roughly 1400cfm a piece. :driving::eek::sifone: The pull on these is so smooth. Bo Laws did a great job on the external linkage setup. If anyone needs carb parts, upgrades, or totally new carbs, I highly recommend them. www.blp.com

Update on the BLP carbs for anyone who is browsing these threads that is curious.

Overall, we were pleased with the performance of these carbs. It took longer than we would have liked to get them dialed in, and they still aren't exactly perfect, but they were a big step up over the holleys. The holleys were just done flowing fuel at around 1450hp (metering blocks were done). The BLP carbs look they have no end in sight (much improved BLP billet metering blocks). With our new intercoolers and carbs, its just a matter of where we decide to stop with pulleys in terms of HP. :reddevil::smash:

[Ratickle]

New Vee bottom record???????:sifone:

[Coolerman]

New Vee bottom record???????:sifone:

lol, yeah, just let me switch universes here for a second.... lol :sifone::seeya: Dyno racing is fun, but the truth of the matter is, the #6's can only take so much. Probably going to stick them back in the boat at around 1300hp.

[endeavor1]

#6's can only take so much. Probably going to stick them back in the boat at around 1300hp.

PU$$Y! :sifone:

[endeavor1]

Not to get off Gay but are you boat shopping at all?

Of course i am but i am also in the process of a move and going thru all those headaches right now. Not sure what i will be in but im guessing that it will have a beak on it this time :willy_nilly: unless i find a good deal on a BT.

Now with that said, Sax and John will soon be asking me if it was as good a deal as my last one and probably post pix.... :eek:, but this is the bashing thread.... see edit below

[rschap1]

Update on the BLP carbs for anyone who is browsing these threads that is curious.

The holleys were just done flowing fuel at around 1450hp (metering blocks were done). The BLP carbs look they have no end in sight (much improved BLP billet metering blocks). :reddevil::smash:

WOW
Thats A LOT of flow/fuel! ! !

[offshoreexcursion]

lol, yeah, just let me switch universes here for a second.... lol :sifone::seeya: Dyno racing is fun, but the truth of the matter is, the #6's can only take so much. Probably going to stick them back in the boat at around 1300hp.

Sounds awesome! Looking forward to hearing more!
ONLY 1300?
1350 has a better ring to it!

[Coolerman]

PU$$Y! :sifone:

Lmao! They made 1570 @ 6800 and they weren't done. Still room to go on alot more pulley ratio as well. I think west coast drive service has some upgraded gears.

[Coolerman]

Sounds awesome! Looking forward to hearing more!
ONLY 1300?
1350 has a better ring to it!

1650 has a nice ring to it as well! :party: Nicer than the ring I gave to my ex fiancée! lol

[EXCESS ENERGY]

1650 has a nice ring to it as well! :party: Nicer than the ring I gave to my ex fiancée! lol

Trust Me, The 1650 ring is less costly in the end and less aggervation, although, we can't live with them or without them, the 2nd ring thing.:banghead:

[Coolerman]

Trust Me, The 1650 ring is less costly in the end and less aggervation, although, we can't live with them or without them, the 2nd ring thing.:banghead:

LMAO! :cheers2:

[endeavor1]

Lmao! They made 1570 @ 6800 and they weren't done. Still room to go on alot more pulley ratio as well. I think west coast drive service has some upgraded gears.


Ditch those POS #6s and call triple digits!

[rschap1]

Words to live by
:)
:)
:)

[Ratickle]

Ditch those POS #6s and call triple digits!

Exactly, the TD Alpha......

[endeavor1]

Exactly, the TD Alpha......

I would opt for the "shorty" alpha he makes with the uper case cut in half...... :rolleyes:

[endeavor1]

Well, I have to pay for it in the morning barring any unforseen circumstances but here she is, E-1 and Sax's official 2011 gay pride-mobile.... coming to a lake near you. :26:

[sweet addiction]

Very nice Chris. Post some more pics!!

[offshoreexcursion]

1650 has a nice ring to it as well! :party: Nicer than the ring I gave to my ex fiancée! lol

LOL! Awesome!

[John P]

Well, I have to pay for it in the morning barring any unforseen circumstances but here she is, E-1 and Sax's official 2011 gay pride-mobile.... coming to a lake near you. :26:

I see Bravo drives.
I love Good news like that, Talk to you soon. :banghead:

[Coolerman]

lmao John!

[endeavor1]

I see Bravo drives.
I love Good news like that, Talk to you soon. :banghead:

You are right John, do you have any drive showers for sale??? :smash:

[John P]

I don't think that will fix it, but I do have them on sale now!

[Coolerman]

You are right John, do you have any drive showers for sale??? :smash:

:driving: = :banghead:

[Coolerman]

I don't think that will fix it, but I do have them on sale now!

John, will the TDigits alpha work?

[Coolerman]

Well, I have to pay for it in the morning barring any unforseen circumstances but here she is, E-1 and Sax's official 2011 gay pride-mobile.... coming to a lake near you. :26:

Elton John called, he wants his boat back!

[Coolerman]

What should Endeavor name his boat? How about "Fruit Smoothie Swirl"? Or what about "Smokin Deals, Round II"?

[John P]

John, will the TDigits alpha work?

LMAO it should

[Ratickle]

Well, I have to pay for it in the morning barring any unforseen circumstances but here she is, E-1 and Sax's official 2011 gay pride-mobile.... coming to a lake near you. :26:

Cool Chris.

Time for a new story thread......:cheers2:

[Ratickle]

What should Endeavor name his boat? How about "Fruit Smoothie Swirl"? Or what about "Smokin Deals, Round II"?

I'm not exactly sure what the paint scheme is supposed to represent. Who painted it?

[LAriverratt]

What should Endeavor name his boat? How about "Fruit Smoothie Swirl"? Or what about "Smokin Deals, Round II"?

back fire :leaving:

[Monopoly 46]

ratical

[endeavor1]

ratical

Correct :driving:

[sweet addiction]

:eek:


Elton John called, he wants his boat back!

[Coolerman]

I'm not exactly sure what the paint scheme is supposed to represent.

Zubaz Pants for your boat?

[endeavor1]

Zubaz Pants for your boat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjIA3Rt7gk

:driving:

[Coolerman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUjIA3Rt7gk

:driving:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIHAkqCls4A

[endeavor1]

Some photoshoping i did awhile ago that should be added.

[Coolerman]

Phucking B1tch: "I'm actually a journalist doing a story on how to get a date by valentines day via online dating sites."

This happened to me earlier today..... I can honestly say I've never wanted to punch somebody in the face so bad, regardless of the fact that she is a female.

OK Endeavor, you can start with demotivational posters about my dating adventures.......

[endeavor1]

You should talk to one of my workers. He just went to jail for punching out some bitch and her mom..... :eek: :boxing_smiley:

That was a great call at 2am

[Coolerman]

You should talk to one of my workers. He just went to jail for punching out some bitch and her mom..... :eek: :boxing_smiley:

That was a great call at 2am

The b1tches probably deserved it....... :toetap05:

[Coolerman]

Now we're talking! :03::03::03: :D:_boobies:

http://cougarlife.com/

[John P]

Go get'em tiger

[Coolerman]

Go get'em cub

:biggrinjester:

[endeavor1]

OMFG

[Coolerman]

Jason: "Why would I buy a Black Thunder when I can get a Cougar for free?"

John P: "Maybe you can get the Cougar to buy a Black Thunder for you!"

:rofl::_boobies::03::D

[endeavor1]

Jason: "Why would I buy a Black Thunder when I can get a Cougar for free?"

John P: "Maybe you can get the Cougar to buy a Black Thunder for you!"

:rofl::_boobies::03::D

:26: +1 Coolergirl

[Coolerman]

:26: +1 Coolergirl

Whatever Coolerbitch! :huh::rolleyes:

[endeavor1]

Whatever Coolerbitch! :huh::rolleyes:

Cooler-Sax-man is what your handle should be...... or maybe, new owner of _____ _______ powerboats........ :rofl:

[John P]

Cooler-Sax-man is what your handle should be...... or maybe, new owner of cougar cubs powerboats........ :rofl:

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Coolerman]

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

lol, change my screen name to "RockMyCradle43"

[endeavor1]

lol, change my screen name to "RockMyCradle43vbottomSSM#61620PSIsuperchargedBLPcarbbravoshopMamasboy"

:party: :huh: :26: :dupe:

[Coolerman]

lol, change my screen name to ""RockMyCradle43vbottomSSM#6-1620PSIsuperchargedBLPcarbbravoshopCougarcub"

Can't belive you missed that one Chris........

[endeavor1]

Can't belive you missed that one Chris........RockMyCradle43vbottomSSM#6-1620PSIsuperchargedBLPcarbbravoshopCougarcubmommasboyblackthunderpowerboats ownersaxplayinhoesmackinP.I.M.Pwhoopistickvulcanizer1986

Wow Jason, how do you remeber such a large user ID? :huh:

[Coolerman]

Wow Jason, your handle is huge! :huh:

Nobody said pimpin' was easy........ :beatdeadhorse5::D

[Ratickle]

Wow Jason, how do you remeber such a large user ID? :huh:

Now you know why nobody writes him letters.......:eek:

[endeavor1]

...

[endeavor1]

:26: :biggrinjester:

[Coolerman]

What's wrong with this picture?

[Donskihp]

Toilet paper in the shower for starters,

[Ratickle]

Next time pay a little more for your hotel.......

[Coolerman]

WTF, I thought it was a bidet?!?

[endeavor1]

WTF, I thought it was a bidet?!?

:sifone: nice

[rschap1]

That shower curtain may be in for a surpise!!

Yucky

[Coolerman]

ttt

[Coolerman]

Someone just arrived arrived in Canada..... He already dun pizzed off some mounties and tried to ride a moose.

[Coolerman]

Off in the rental car....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQXDE88XtNo

[Ratickle]

Off in the rental car....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQXDE88XtNo

Oh Yeah!!!!!!!:sifone:

[rschap1]

Look out for the Taurus'es
:)

[Coolerman]

Looks like I'll be in Kansas City tomorrow..... no time to cause any trouble though. Hopefully in the future though! :D :D

[Ratickle]

Looks like I'll be in Kansas City tomorrow..... no time to cause any trouble though. Hopefully in the future though! :D :D

Be careful. Law #1 may cause you issues......

Dumb Kansas Laws

Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

[Ratickle]

And just in case the storms arrive while you're there, helpful safety advice......




Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

[Nevr2nd]

And just in case the storms arrive while you're there, helpful safety advice......




Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

Lmfao, good one!!

[Coolerman]

Be careful. Law #1 may cause you issues......

Dumb Kansas Laws

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.

Lmao, I think this should come in handy! We'll see what Endeavor says.....

[Coolerman]

And just in case the storms arrive while you're there, helpful safety advice......




Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there.

lol :beatdeadhorse5:

[John P]

Lmao, I think this should come in handy! We'll see what Endeavor says.....

He's been working on that one for a couple of years. :banghead:

[Ratickle]

He's been working on that one for a couple of years. :banghead:

Didn't need to on the touchdown one, watched them play the Lions this past weekend.....:D

[endeavor1]

He's been working on that one for a couple of years. :banghead:

Thats why they brought me up from TX to kansas. I have a team of inept volunteers from a website to help me in this dilemma. Its called SOS and you can find the volunteers in the BT section. The chief propaganda officer/trailer manufacturer goes by the "handle" JOHN P......:biggrinjester:

Resident comedian/moderator/website master - Ratical

Music engineer/guy that cools things down - Saxman

Fun police/fashion patrol - Never2nd

Resident redneck/engineer - BDArcher

[John P]

Thats why they brought me up from TX to kansas. I have a team of inept volunteers from a website to help me in this dilemma. Its called SOS and you can find the volunteers in the BT section. The chief propaganda officer/trailer manufacturer goes by the "handle" JOHN P......:biggrinjester:

Resident comedian/moderator/website master - Ratical

Music engineer/guy that cools things down - Saxman

Fun police/fashion patrol - Never2nd

Resident redneck/engineer - BDArcher

Where are our checks at, I hear BNR pays very well. :driving:

[Ratickle]

Where are our checks at, I hear BNR pays very well. :driving:

:iagree::iagree::iagree::iagree::iagree:

[endeavor1]

Well guys, thats what the issue is. "You all" work for BNR, I work for BNSF. BNSF has a budget, BNR has only some compliments, put downs, sarcasm, criticism and amazing dumb looks to hand out. :bump:

At our next meeting, we can decide what our 2012 budget will look like for our group and possibly add cool "members only" jackets and david hasselhoff memoribilia to our pay.

Thanks as always,

"The Managment" :kiss:

[John P]

:banghead::banghead:

[endeavor1]

:Dang Chris.... those jackets sound awesome. Also, i can only speak for myself on this but the sarcasm and demeaning verbage used in this thread really helps me get thru the day. Its like thereapy at times. Thanks again for all that you guys do even when you give me crap about Imco being so much better and etc. Thanks, John P:

You are very welcome.

From all of us at BNF solutions and "The Managment"

[Coolerman]

Is BNR hiring conductors? Who's the head of HR? :banghead::icon_bs::kiss::lurk5::D

[John P]

Coolerman with you out of the pic and moving in with your boy friend Endeavor :kiss: maybe Dennis will see his way clear to use more Bravo Shop oil in those #6's.

[John P]

I wish I was in the same class as all my SOS friends on here, it is hard being the only BNSF livestock trailer cleaner, it seems I aways get the Sh!T jobs.

Don't be to hard on yourself Chris its a job that needs done and I hear you can shovel Sh!t with the best of them!!

[Ratickle]

Don't be to hard on yourself Chris its a job that needs done and I hear you can shovel Sh!t with the best of them!!

....

[Ratickle]

Coolerman with you out of the pic and moving in with your boy friend Endeavor :kiss: maybe Dennis will see his way clear to use more Bravo Shop oil in those #6's.

:eek:

[John P]

:eek:

Their couple song is A hunk a hunk of burning love. :puke:

[endeavor1]

Don't be to hard on yourself Chris its a job that needs done and I hear you can shovel Sh!t with the best of them!!

LMFAO....... I learned from one of the best.... John P:26:

[Nevr2nd]

As a "full fledged" member of the incredible organization, BNR. I request " company funded" excursions including complimentary fuel.

I realize its a small price to pay for all that the fellow employees do.

Thank you for your enthusiasm!!

[endeavor1]

Their couple song is A hunk a hunk of burning love. :puke:

:26: :party:

PHUCKER

[Coolerman]

Coolerman with you out of the pic and moving in with your boy friend Endeavor :kiss: maybe Dennis will see his way clear to use more Bravo Shop oil in those #6's.

Don't be mad because you weren't invited to the party! :party::kiss::seeya::grouphug: You would be out of place anyways

[Coolerman]

Their couple song is A hunk a hunk of burning love. :puke:

We are also going to build a 388 tritoon and race it. 9 blade unobtanium props, reciprocating dingle arm to prevent sinusoidal deplenaration, power is produced by modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive duractance. Imco is sponsoring us.

[Coolerman]

As a "full fledged" member of the incredible organization, BNR. I request " company funded" excursions including complimentary fuel.

I realize its a small price to pay for all that the fellow employees do.

Thank you for your enthusiasm!!

Contact HR for the proper form to fill out.

[John P]

You forgot the super chiller and torco oil. If Chris is helpng on the motors I'm sure it will be smokin hot!........I mean flaming hot!........ I mean on fire!...........O you get it!

[Coolerman]

You forgot the super chiller and torco oil. If Chris is helpng on the motors I'm sure it will be smokin hot!........I mean flaming hot!........ I mean on fire!...........O you get it!

Superchiller? Psssh, we have whi...... eh never mind. No torco oil, just royal purple! lmao

And yes, our lap times will be on fire! literally.....

[John P]

As in any racing its all about the crash and burn.

[Ratickle]

As in any racing its all about the crash and burn.

So that's been your issue. It's supposed to be Dash and Turn.......

[Coolerman]

So that's been your issue. It's supposed to be Dash and Turn.......

yep

[John P]

OOPS

[Coolerman]

OOPS

A little JB quick weld, or shall I say JP quick weld will make that as good as new.

[Coolerman]

OOPS

all kidding aside (so people know), the guy running the sled improperly hooked to John's tractor and pulled the cut-off switch mid track, slamming the tractor into the ground. That's racin......

But let's not let the truth get in the way of a good thread.......... :26::26:

[endeavor1]

Just a thought.... :party:

[endeavor1]

In response to this thread in general.... :lurk5:

[Ratickle]

In response to this thread in general.... :lurk5:

Makes me wonder if that's a real photo or photoshopped.....

[John P]

all kidding aside (so people know), the guy running the sled improperly hooked to John's tractor and pulled the cut-off switch mid track, slamming the tractor into the ground. That's racin......

But let's not let the truth get in the way of a good thread.......... :26::26:

Hey it's not on fire! :willy_nilly:

[endeavor1]

Hey it's not on fire! :willy_nilly:

LMFAO :bump:

[endeavor1]

:party:

[Coolerman]

:leaving::bump:

[rschap1]

Don't forget the ether:)

or chloroform

[endeavor1]

:leaving::bump:

so true

[Ratickle]

....:eek:

[John P]

My deepest sympathy goes out to Chris for losing him manhood.

Congrats on getting Married Buddy!! She is a Keeper for sure!

[Coolerman]

lmao, he's still got until Saturday.

[Nevr2nd]

Could we possibly "crash" the wedding??

I do have my leisure suit ready. Ha ha.

[John P]

No need to crash it I will send you my invite. We have things going on and can't go. But I will buy them both a Beer next time at the lake.

[Coolerman]

I'll be there! I can take full responsibility when it comes to being a wedding crasher!

[Ratickle]

I'll be there! I can take full responsibility when it comes to being a wedding crasher!

Your new shirt?????

[Nevr2nd]

I'll be there! I can take full responsibility when it comes to being a wedding crasher!

You ol' sandbagger, I like where your head is at!

[Coolerman]

Your new shirt?????

lmfao


You ol' cougar-bagger, I like where your head is at!

Yup, I like the viewing points that midgets get!

[Coolerman]

I suppose if there aren't any cougars, I'll have to settle for one younger than me! :03:

[Coolerman]

:reddevil:

[Ratickle]

When you got to the wedding, was the international wedding sign up for "Caution, Wedding in Progress"?

[endeavor1]

Lmao. That already happened

[Nevr2nd]

When you got to the wedding, was the international wedding sign up for "Caution, Wedding in Progress"?

Lmao,
Chris shouldn't you be on your honeymoon/?? Or is it over already??

[John P]

He's been on the honeymoon for a couple years now it's gut check time.

Chris you may need more duct tape!

[Nevr2nd]

He's been on the honeymoon for a couple years now it's gut check time.

Chris you may need more duct tape!

Lmfao!!


Chris, I can send you a case.........no, not of beer. DUCT TAPE!!

[Coolerman]

He's been on the honeymoon for a couple years now it's gut check time.

Chris you may need more duct tape!

lmao!!! :hurray::seeya:

[endeavor1]

Here is a pic of me with the Saxman, TxHawk (house) and my cake topping. I had just ate one of the BMAX drives off of it. (kinda easy too :sifone:) The boat was detailed right down to the interior complete with guages!!! I think I married a good one since the cake was a total surprise. Even the infamous Greg Miller came all the way down!!!:hurray: It was a true BT party!!!! :cheers2:

[Ratickle]

So are you telling us BMAX drives won't hold up to a BT Cake ???????



You gotta quit the wake jumping.......

[endeavor1]

So are you telling us BMAX drives won't hold up to a BT Cake ???????



You gotta quit the wake jumping.......

The waves were like 10 footers though and spaced well, or was that how far i was stumbling at a time between crown and cokes that night.... :biggrinjester:

[Coolerman]

I had a dream that sat night that some drunk ass barged into my room at 2:30am, and tried molesting me..... And then this angel wearing a white dress came in and said, "Honey, come back to the room, it's our wedding night!" I then realized it wasn't a dream :kiss: :cheers2::ack2:

[John P]

Was the drunk ass limping? lmao

[Coolerman]

Was the drunk ass LIMP? lmao

I didn't check..... :driving:

[Ratickle]

I didn't check..... :driving:

....

[Nevr2nd]

I had a dream that sat night that some drunk ass barged into my room at 2:30am, and tried molesting me..... And then this angel wearing a white dress came in and said, "Honey, come back to the room, it's our wedding night!" I then realized it wasn't a dream :kiss: :cheers2::ack2:

Did he or she have a roll of duct tape??