Smack talk,,,,,bring it!

[imco offshore]

I thought this would be a fun thread,,,let us all see your best, ONE LINER,,smack ,,dog down,,stopit line>> don,t direct it to anyone in particular..just have fun,,, :bump: EXAMPLE,,,,,Here hold my trophy,,,WHILE I KISS YOUR GIRLFRIEND....

[drpete3]

Youve been on your back so much the bottom of your feet are sunburned

[2TR]

Super joke triple point score! *high five* ~~ Thread Closed; Bammm

[Dude! Sweet!]

How did I feel after I won the race? Why don't you ask your wife...

[SVL66]

Ahhh cmon...don't leave just because you lost

[rchevelle71]

2nd place makes you the first loser

[mikey]

Warning

The Surgeon General has determined that it is not healthy to smoke your competion.

[DAREDEVIL]

No words can express waht the daredevil will show u all in 2010 !

[Pat D]

a famous quote ;) :)

"By the way...I don't care what u think,,"I THINK I'M OK"

[imco offshore]

ooooo nooooo...?????

[glassdave]

your so slow they timed your last race with a calander . . . . :D

[smokin' joe]

If it's not a CAT it must be a DOG...

[2TR]

If your boat ran as fast as your mouth you would be World Champion by now.

[imco offshore]

If i let you win ,,can we go home early???

[dd24skater]

If your going to run with the big dogs, you have to get off the porch!

Hows my two cycle oil smell?

[Tyler Crockett]

Not the Jersey Pork Roll Again............:eek:

[Ratickle]

You're so slow the towboat passed you...

On its way in with a tow!!!!!!!:ack2:

[catastrophe]

Great thread !!!

[MikeyFIN]

I understand that you don´t....

[Ratickle]

Even Phelps time was faster than yours.......

[Scarab KV]

It's a boat thing.
If I have to explain it....you're never gonna get it anyway.

[Ratickle]

You're so slow you came in third in a two boat race.......:ack2:

[Ratickle]

Geez, you were so slow Mikey was playing the "Chariots of Fire" theme song when you went by......

[imco offshore]

paul i like that one!!

[imco offshore]

Practice!!,,,,why????

[mikey]

Geez, you were so slow Mikey was playing the "Chariots of Fire" theme song when you went by......

You know I think we can do that!!!!!:driving:

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

Practice!!,,,,why????

Yea you better go practice some more......:bump:

[imco offshore]

why?

[Dunbar 104]

it was a close race and then the flag dropped.



You were hanging right with me until I turned on my other motor!

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

I don't want to... But, I will if I have to.

[phragle]

Yes, your cool. Cake wrote a song about you... can I have your autograph??

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags goes up,
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.

They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank,
Wreckless and wild they pour thru the turns,
Their prowess is potent and secretly stern.

As they speed thru the finish the flags go down.
The fans get up, and they get out of town.
The arena is empty except for one man,
Still driving and striving as fast as he can

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup,
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns,
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.

He's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.

Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.
He's going the distance.

Yeah!

No trophy, no flowers, no flash bulbs, no wine.
He's haunted by something he cannot define.
Bowel shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse,
Assail him, impale him with monster truck force.
In his mind he's still driving, still making the grade.
She's hoping time that her memories will fade,
Cause he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse.

The sun has gone down and the moon has come up,
And long ago somebody left with the cup.
But he's striving and driving and hugging the turns,
And thinking of someone for whom he still burns.

Cause he's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
She's all alone, all alone in her time of need.

Because he's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse,
He's racing and pacing and plotting the course,
He's fighting and biting and riding on his horse!

He's going the distance.
He's going for speed.
He's going the distance...

[Powerabout]

For those that don’t know him, (Ret)Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian treasure

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently.
You’ll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.!

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.

( its part of ozzie folklore these days)

[Ratickle]

You know I think we can do that!!!!!:driving:

:sifone:

I'll be listening......:)

[Scarab KV]

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.

( its part of ozzie folklore these days)

Nice:sifone:

[imco offshore]

jenni i think that phragle,s poem might have a dogs sent to it,,,lolol

[DrGaryDC]

Lets have a restart, my trim was not set

[phragle]

Lets have a restart, my trim was not set

Well get your chit together!

[imco offshore]

i,v been around boat racers for a long time,,and i know there are more than 4 sarcartic guys with one liners...???

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

How did you like my wake?

[imco offshore]

it was really cool we were side by side,,,untill they thru the green!!

[DAREDEVIL]

I don't care..........still had a blast!!!!!!!!

AND THAT IS A TRUE STATEMENT ! :smash::sifone:

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

That things smells good..... will it run?

[MOBILEMERCMAN]

That paint job looks real nice. Yea I know ours is vinyl.


Don't laugh you might wish you had vinyl too if you come anywhere near me headed to turn one.

[GARBAGEMAN]

DUDE if you get any slower you'll be going backwards !!

[GARBAGEMAN]

Back it the phuck up fellas the BOSS is here

[MikeyFIN]

So you came here to race and have a blast... When are you gonna Compete (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq2kv-QQhIE)?

[MikeyFIN]

You running a 2bbl Dominator in there ?

[MikeyFIN]

With your average speeds how can you stay on plane ?

[Dunbar 104]

Just follow me and I will guaranty you second place.

[imco offshore]

jenni where is the DOG,,this is his forum.!!! maybe we,ve got him in check,,lolol

[Dunbar 104]

jenni where is the DOG,,this is his forum.!!! maybe we,ve got him in check,,lolol

He went politcally correct last year.

[obsessed1]

Ok, Ill try,


Your boat is pretty fast, cause you were haulin a** when I passed you.